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    • BorisPavlikoskysSluttyCuntB
      🎸 ~ Boris / Miles ~ πŸ₯ 🎸 The Turning πŸ₯ 🎹 The Goldfinch 🎸
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      I’d give you a nasty look, but you already have one.

      I swear to god I'm gunna walk Boris Pavlikosky like a dog one day.
      I swear to god I'm gunna walk Miles Fairchild like a dog one day.


      Quotes


      " People hate us. Everywhere we go, Because the company promises they won't fuck up the environment. And they fuck up the environment. "
      β€” Boris Pavlikosky

      " STOP THE CAR, OR I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU. "
      β€” Miles Fairchild

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      • BorisPavlikoskysSluttyCuntB
        🎸 ~ Boris / Miles ~ πŸ₯ 🎸 The Turning πŸ₯ 🎹 The Goldfinch 🎸
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        You’re the reason the gene pool needs a lifeguard.

        I swear to god I'm gunna walk Boris Pavlikosky like a dog one day.
        I swear to god I'm gunna walk Miles Fairchild like a dog one day.


        Quotes


        " People hate us. Everywhere we go, Because the company promises they won't fuck up the environment. And they fuck up the environment. "
        β€” Boris Pavlikosky

        " STOP THE CAR, OR I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU. "
        β€” Miles Fairchild

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        • BorisPavlikoskysSluttyCuntB
          🎸 ~ Boris / Miles ~ πŸ₯ 🎸 The Turning πŸ₯ 🎹 The Goldfinch 🎸
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          I’ve seen people like you before, but I had to pay admission.

          I swear to god I'm gunna walk Boris Pavlikosky like a dog one day.
          I swear to god I'm gunna walk Miles Fairchild like a dog one day.


          Quotes


          " People hate us. Everywhere we go, Because the company promises they won't fuck up the environment. And they fuck up the environment. "
          β€” Boris Pavlikosky

          " STOP THE CAR, OR I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU. "
          β€” Miles Fairchild

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          • BorisPavlikoskysSluttyCuntB
            🎸 ~ Boris / Miles ~ πŸ₯ 🎸 The Turning πŸ₯ 🎹 The Goldfinch 🎸
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            You walk into a room, and suddenly, the air gets heavierβ€”like even oxygen doesn’t want to be around you. Your brain must be on a government-mandated break because every time you speak, I lose faith in humanity. I’d say you bring people together, but only because they bond over how much they can’t stand you. If common sense were a currency, you’d be in massive debt. You have the charm of a wet sock and the wit of a potato, but hey, at least potatoes are useful. Every time I think you’ve hit rock bottom, you grab a shovel and keep digging. If stupidity were a sport, you’d be a gold medalist, but judging by your life choices, you probably wouldn’t even know where the podium is.

            I swear to god I'm gunna walk Boris Pavlikosky like a dog one day.
            I swear to god I'm gunna walk Miles Fairchild like a dog one day.


            Quotes


            " People hate us. Everywhere we go, Because the company promises they won't fuck up the environment. And they fuck up the environment. "
            β€” Boris Pavlikosky

            " STOP THE CAR, OR I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU. "
            β€” Miles Fairchild

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            • BorisPavlikoskysSluttyCuntB
              🎸 ~ Boris / Miles ~ πŸ₯ 🎸 The Turning πŸ₯ 🎹 The Goldfinch 🎸
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              Every time you open your mouth, I lose brain cells I’ll never get back. You talk a big game for someone whose greatest achievement is being a walking disappointment. If stupidity had a face, it would be yours, front and center, like a fucking mascot for bad decisions. You’ve got the personality of a wet napkin and the IQ of a broken toaster. I’d say you should do the world a favor and shut the fuck up, but even silence probably doesn’t want to be associated with you. You make a room colder just by existingβ€”hell, even your shadow is trying to escape from you. The only thing you’ve ever mastered is being a waste of oxygen, and honestly, the air deserves better.

              I swear to god I'm gunna walk Boris Pavlikosky like a dog one day.
              I swear to god I'm gunna walk Miles Fairchild like a dog one day.


              Quotes


              " People hate us. Everywhere we go, Because the company promises they won't fuck up the environment. And they fuck up the environment. "
              β€” Boris Pavlikosky

              " STOP THE CAR, OR I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU. "
              β€” Miles Fairchild

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              • ᴘ Ιͺ α΄„ ᴏᴘ
                ᴘ Ιͺ α΄„ ᴏ @A Former User
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                A Former User said in I'm bored roast me.:

                β€œHey kid wanna wiener in you mouth,”

                Knowing well this post is old from 2020-2022, this makes my day. 😎

                π–„π–”π–š'π–—π–Š π–‡π–Šπ–†π–šπ–™π–Žπ–‹π–šπ–‘ !!! βœ―β α΄—β βœ―Β°Β‘βœ§Β‘βœ§β™‘>†<β™‘β β˜†β β–½β β˜†
                "Think fast chucklenuts flashbang" - Scout

                Fuck, I don't think I can stop changing my pfp AND username.
                commits arson

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                • BlakeB
                  Queer Trash Fagay Murder Hobo Cult Dumpster Fire Children πŸ›Keanu Reeves SupremacyπŸ› Trial Moderator @ᴘ Ιͺ α΄„ ᴏ
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                  @Raven-Rae Think fast, chucklenuts Flashbang

                  can you shut the literal ufkc up
                  Screenshot 2025-05-15 07.35.13.png

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                  • ᴘ Ιͺ α΄„ ᴏᴘ
                    ᴘ Ιͺ α΄„ ᴏ @Blake
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                    Queer Trash CHUCKLENUTS?!
                    Nah, I’d rather jugglenuts.

                    π–„π–”π–š'π–—π–Š π–‡π–Šπ–†π–šπ–™π–Žπ–‹π–šπ–‘ !!! βœ―β α΄—β βœ―Β°Β‘βœ§Β‘βœ§β™‘>†<β™‘β β˜†β β–½β β˜†
                    "Think fast chucklenuts flashbang" - Scout

                    Fuck, I don't think I can stop changing my pfp AND username.
                    commits arson

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                    • AlucardA
                      Alucard #TOUHOUPROJECTENJOYERS Greed's Alliance Ace Attorney
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                      you look like you ate a whole skeleton because you thought it would give you more calcium

                      π•­π–Šπ–ˆπ–†π–šπ–˜π–Š π–Žπ–™'π–˜ π–˜π–šπ–ˆπ– 𝖆 π–‡π–Šπ–†π–šπ–™π–Žπ–‹π–šπ–‘ π–“π–Žπ–Œπ–π–™, π–‡π–Šπ–ˆπ–†π–šπ–˜π–Š π–Žπ–™'π–˜ π–˜π–šπ–ˆπ– 𝖆 π–˜π–†π–‰ π–“π–Žπ–Œπ–π–™β€¦ 𝕴 π–œπ–Žπ–‘π–‘ π–˜π–’π–Žπ–‘π–Š 𝖆𝖓𝖉 π–œπ–†π–™π–ˆπ– π–”π–›π–Šπ–— π–™π–π–Šπ–’ π–œπ–Žπ–™π–π–”π–šπ–™ π–™π–Šπ–†π–—π–˜.

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                      • ry_rylieR
                        πœ—πœš rylie ƧᄂΣΣp Ζ¬Σ¨kΣП ΣПjΣ¨yΞ£Π― Choir Kid Fagay Administrator
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                        damn this post isnt even a roast on the owner. it looks like mike was the big roast. wtf. im locking this due to that and because we dont allow roasts anymore because it starts drama every time

                        fagay

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