I'm bored roast me.
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@Grey_From_Pokepasta_Real FUCK YES
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@Your_Local_Sun_Or_Yuta LMAO
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@Soggy_Bread i have, and i saw
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I’d give you a nasty look, but you already have one.
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You’re the reason the gene pool needs a lifeguard.
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I’ve seen people like you before, but I had to pay admission.
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You walk into a room, and suddenly, the air gets heavier—like even oxygen doesn’t want to be around you. Your brain must be on a government-mandated break because every time you speak, I lose faith in humanity. I’d say you bring people together, but only because they bond over how much they can’t stand you. If common sense were a currency, you’d be in massive debt. You have the charm of a wet sock and the wit of a potato, but hey, at least potatoes are useful. Every time I think you’ve hit rock bottom, you grab a shovel and keep digging. If stupidity were a sport, you’d be a gold medalist, but judging by your life choices, you probably wouldn’t even know where the podium is.
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Every time you open your mouth, I lose brain cells I’ll never get back. You talk a big game for someone whose greatest achievement is being a walking disappointment. If stupidity had a face, it would be yours, front and center, like a fucking mascot for bad decisions. You’ve got the personality of a wet napkin and the IQ of a broken toaster. I’d say you should do the world a favor and shut the fuck up, but even silence probably doesn’t want to be associated with you. You make a room colder just by existing—hell, even your shadow is trying to escape from you. The only thing you’ve ever mastered is being a waste of oxygen, and honestly, the air deserves better.
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A Former User said in I'm bored roast me.:
“Hey kid wanna wiener in you mouth,”
Knowing well this post is old from 2020-2022, this makes my day.
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