I'm bored roast me.
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Youāre so fat, youād need a team of engineers to design a car that can fit your size, and a team of mechanics to keep it running, but honestly, itās not like youāre going anywhere in life anyway. Your belly is so big, itās got its own gravitational pull, and your life is so stagnant, itās like a swamp thatās been stagnant for years. Youāre so chunky, youād need a team of excavators to move your own ass, and a team of therapists to deal with your own self-esteem. Your body is so big, itās got its own weather system, and youād need a team of scientists to study your own physics, and a team of mathematicians to calculate your own circumference.
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@Grey_From_Pokepasta_Real BUT WE CAN DISS CASEOH ALL WE WANT
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@Your_Local_Sun_Or_Yuta Itās been the biggest talk of the internet have you not been chronically onlineā¦?
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@Grey_From_Pokepasta_Real FUCK YES
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@Your_Local_Sun_Or_Yuta LMAO
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@Soggy_Bread i have, and i saw
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Iād give you a nasty look, but you already have one.
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Youāre the reason the gene pool needs a lifeguard.
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Iāve seen people like you before, but I had to pay admission.
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You walk into a room, and suddenly, the air gets heavierālike even oxygen doesnāt want to be around you. Your brain must be on a government-mandated break because every time you speak, I lose faith in humanity. Iād say you bring people together, but only because they bond over how much they canāt stand you. If common sense were a currency, youād be in massive debt. You have the charm of a wet sock and the wit of a potato, but hey, at least potatoes are useful. Every time I think youāve hit rock bottom, you grab a shovel and keep digging. If stupidity were a sport, youād be a gold medalist, but judging by your life choices, you probably wouldnāt even know where the podium is.
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Every time you open your mouth, I lose brain cells Iāll never get back. You talk a big game for someone whose greatest achievement is being a walking disappointment. If stupidity had a face, it would be yours, front and center, like a fucking mascot for bad decisions. Youāve got the personality of a wet napkin and the IQ of a broken toaster. Iād say you should do the world a favor and shut the fuck up, but even silence probably doesnāt want to be associated with you. You make a room colder just by existingāhell, even your shadow is trying to escape from you. The only thing youāve ever mastered is being a waste of oxygen, and honestly, the air deserves better.
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A Former User said in I'm bored roast me.:
āHey kid wanna wiener in you mouth,ā
Knowing well this post is old from 2020-2022, this makes my day.
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Raven-Rae Think fast, chucklenuts Flashbang
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Blake CHUCKLENUTS?!
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you look like you ate a whole skeleton because you thought it would give you more calcium
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damn this post isnt even a roast on the owner. it looks like mike was the big roast. wtf. im locking this due to that and because we dont allow roasts anymore because it starts drama every time
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R ry_rylie locked this topic on