I'm bored roast me.

[Liuyxngz]

You’re so fat, you’d need a team of engineers to design a car that can fit your size, and a team of mechanics to keep it running, but honestly, it’s not like you’re going anywhere in life anyway. Your belly is so big, it’s got its own gravitational pull, and your life is so stagnant, it’s like a swamp that’s been stagnant for years. You’re so chunky, you’d need a team of excavators to move your own ass, and a team of therapists to deal with your own self-esteem. Your body is so big, it’s got its own weather system, and you’d need a team of scientists to study your own physics, and a team of mathematicians to calculate your own circumference.

[A Former User]

@Grey_From_Pokepasta_Real BUT WE CAN DISS CASEOH ALL WE WANT

[A Former User]

@Your_Local_Sun_Or_Yuta It’s been the biggest talk of the internet have you not been chronically online…?

[Liuyxngz]

@Grey_From_Pokepasta_Real FUCK YES

[A Former User]

@Your_Local_Sun_Or_Yuta LMAO

[Liuyxngz]

@Soggy_Bread i have, and i saw

[Liuyxngz]

I’d give you a nasty look, but you already have one.

[Liuyxngz]

You’re the reason the gene pool needs a lifeguard.

[Liuyxngz]

I’ve seen people like you before, but I had to pay admission.

[Liuyxngz]

You walk into a room, and suddenly, the air gets heavier—like even oxygen doesn’t want to be around you. Your brain must be on a government-mandated break because every time you speak, I lose faith in humanity. I’d say you bring people together, but only because they bond over how much they can’t stand you. If common sense were a currency, you’d be in massive debt. You have the charm of a wet sock and the wit of a potato, but hey, at least potatoes are useful. Every time I think you’ve hit rock bottom, you grab a shovel and keep digging. If stupidity were a sport, you’d be a gold medalist, but judging by your life choices, you probably wouldn’t even know where the podium is.

[Liuyxngz]

Every time you open your mouth, I lose brain cells I’ll never get back. You talk a big game for someone whose greatest achievement is being a walking disappointment. If stupidity had a face, it would be yours, front and center, like a fucking mascot for bad decisions. You’ve got the personality of a wet napkin and the IQ of a broken toaster. I’d say you should do the world a favor and shut the fuck up, but even silence probably doesn’t want to be associated with you. You make a room colder just by existing—hell, even your shadow is trying to escape from you. The only thing you’ve ever mastered is being a waste of oxygen, and honestly, the air deserves better.

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A Former User said in I'm bored roast me.:

“Hey kid wanna wiener in you mouth,”

Knowing well this post is old from 2020-2022, this makes my day.

[Blake]

@Raven-Rae Think fast, chucklenuts Flashbang

[ᴛʀᴇᴠᴏʀ]

Blake CHUCKLENUTS?!
Nah, I’d rather jugglenuts.

[Alucard]

you look like you ate a whole skeleton because you thought it would give you more calcium

[ry_rylie]

damn this post isnt even a roast on the owner. it looks like mike was the big roast. wtf. im locking this due to that and because we dont allow roasts anymore because it starts drama every time