I'm bored roast me.
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bitch youโre so huge casoh looks like a ant compared to you
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@Your_Local_Sun_Or_Yuta said in I'm bored roast me.:
youโd make Nikocado Avocado look like a fitness model
That actually doesnโt work cause this is Nikocado Avocado right now ->
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@Soggy_Bread bro fr looked him up
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@Your_Local_Sun_Or_Yuta real-
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Youโre so fat, youโd need a team of engineers to design a car that can fit your size, and a team of mechanics to keep it running, but honestly, itโs not like youโre going anywhere in life anyway. Your belly is so big, itโs got its own gravitational pull, and your life is so stagnant, itโs like a swamp thatโs been stagnant for years. Youโre so chunky, youโd need a team of excavators to move your own ass, and a team of therapists to deal with your own self-esteem. Your body is so big, itโs got its own weather system, and youโd need a team of scientists to study your own physics, and a team of mathematicians to calculate your own circumference.
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@Grey_From_Pokepasta_Real BUT WE CAN DISS CASEOH ALL WE WANT
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@Your_Local_Sun_Or_Yuta Itโs been the biggest talk of the internet have you not been chronically onlineโฆ?
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@Grey_From_Pokepasta_Real FUCK YES
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@Your_Local_Sun_Or_Yuta LMAO
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@Soggy_Bread i have, and i saw
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Iโd give you a nasty look, but you already have one.
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Youโre the reason the gene pool needs a lifeguard.
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Iโve seen people like you before, but I had to pay admission.
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You walk into a room, and suddenly, the air gets heavierโlike even oxygen doesnโt want to be around you. Your brain must be on a government-mandated break because every time you speak, I lose faith in humanity. Iโd say you bring people together, but only because they bond over how much they canโt stand you. If common sense were a currency, youโd be in massive debt. You have the charm of a wet sock and the wit of a potato, but hey, at least potatoes are useful. Every time I think youโve hit rock bottom, you grab a shovel and keep digging. If stupidity were a sport, youโd be a gold medalist, but judging by your life choices, you probably wouldnโt even know where the podium is.
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Every time you open your mouth, I lose brain cells Iโll never get back. You talk a big game for someone whose greatest achievement is being a walking disappointment. If stupidity had a face, it would be yours, front and center, like a fucking mascot for bad decisions. Youโve got the personality of a wet napkin and the IQ of a broken toaster. Iโd say you should do the world a favor and shut the fuck up, but even silence probably doesnโt want to be associated with you. You make a room colder just by existingโhell, even your shadow is trying to escape from you. The only thing youโve ever mastered is being a waste of oxygen, and honestly, the air deserves better.
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A Former User said in I'm bored roast me.:
โHey kid wanna wiener in you mouth,โ
Knowing well this post is old from 2020-2022, this makes my day.
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@Raven-Rae Think fast, chucklenuts Flashbang
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Blake CHUCKLENUTS?!
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you look like you ate a whole skeleton because you thought it would give you more calcium
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damn this post isnt even a roast on the owner. it looks like mike was the big roast. wtf. im locking this due to that and because we dont allow roasts anymore because it starts drama every time
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R ry_rylie locked this topic on
