I'm bored roast me.
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@Your_Local_Sun_Or_Yuta
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your sense of direction is so horrible u couldnt find your way out of your own thoughts
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Youโre so fat, youโd make Nikocado Avocado look like a fitness model, and your avocado toast is probably just a snack compared to your appetite.
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Youโre so fat, youโd need a team of architects to design a house that can hold your weight, and a team of contractors to build it.
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Your belly is so big, itโs got its own ecosystem, and youโd need a team of biologists to study your own wildlife.
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Youโre so chunky, youโd need a team of engineers to design a car that can fit your size, and a team of mechanics to keep it running.
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Your weight is so big, itโs got its own gravitational pull, and youโd need a team of scientists to study your own physics.
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Youโre so fat, youโd make a sumo wrestler look like a ballerina, and youโd need a team of trainers to help you move your own body.
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youre so grotesque u make gorlock the destroyer look beautiful
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Your body is so big, itโs got its own weather system, and youโd need an umbrella to protect yourself from your own sweat.
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Youโre so heavy, youโd need a team of elephants to carry you up the stairs, and a parachute to slow down your descent.
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your personality is so horrible u make am look like a good person (look him up hes from the book i have no mouth and i must scream)
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bitch youโre so huge casoh looks like a ant compared to you
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@Your_Local_Sun_Or_Yuta said in I'm bored roast me.:
youโd make Nikocado Avocado look like a fitness model
That actually doesnโt work cause this is Nikocado Avocado right now ->
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@Soggy_Bread bro fr looked him up
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@Your_Local_Sun_Or_Yuta real-
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Youโre so fat, youโd need a team of engineers to design a car that can fit your size, and a team of mechanics to keep it running, but honestly, itโs not like youโre going anywhere in life anyway. Your belly is so big, itโs got its own gravitational pull, and your life is so stagnant, itโs like a swamp thatโs been stagnant for years. Youโre so chunky, youโd need a team of excavators to move your own ass, and a team of therapists to deal with your own self-esteem. Your body is so big, itโs got its own weather system, and youโd need a team of scientists to study your own physics, and a team of mathematicians to calculate your own circumference.
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@Grey_From_Pokepasta_Real BUT WE CAN DISS CASEOH ALL WE WANT
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@Your_Local_Sun_Or_Yuta Itโs been the biggest talk of the internet have you not been chronically onlineโฆ?
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@Grey_From_Pokepasta_Real FUCK YES
