I'm bored roast me.

[BorisPavlikoskysSluttyCunt]

You’re so fucking clueless, you’d get lost in a one-way street and still manage to crash into a wall.

[A Former User]

Lucinda.. You make Joe Biden look smart

[BorisPavlikoskysSluttyCunt]

Your brain is a fucking wasteland, nothing grows there, not even a decent thought.

[BorisPavlikoskysSluttyCunt]

Your relationships are a freakin’ nightmare, you’d make a toxic waste dump look like a paradise and still manage to poison the air.

[BorisPavlikoskysSluttyCunt]

You’re so shit at making decisions, you’d need a flowchart to choose what to eat for breakfast.

[kitkatgirlie]

youre so fucking clueless not even blue the puppy can help with it

[BorisPavlikoskysSluttyCunt]

You’re so bloody terrible at time management, you’d be late to your own funeral and still manage to miss the service.

[BorisPavlikoskysSluttyCunt]

You’re so fucking clueless, you’d think a map is a suggestion and still manage to get lost in a familiar place.

[A Former User]

@Your_Local_Sun_Or_Yuta ARE YOU NOT GETTING THE POSTING TOO MUCH WARNING LIKE DAMN GIRL

[BorisPavlikoskysSluttyCunt]

Your belly is so big, it’s got its own gravitational pull, and Dora’s backpack is smaller than your waistline (Credits To @Grey_From_Pokepasta_Real for the dora thing).

[BorisPavlikoskysSluttyCunt]

@Soggy_Bread LMAOOO

[A Former User]

@Your_Local_Sun_Or_Yuta

[kitkatgirlie]

your sense of direction is so horrible u couldnt find your way out of your own thoughts

[BorisPavlikoskysSluttyCunt]

You’re so fat, you’d make Nikocado Avocado look like a fitness model, and your avocado toast is probably just a snack compared to your appetite.

[BorisPavlikoskysSluttyCunt]

You’re so fat, you’d need a team of architects to design a house that can hold your weight, and a team of contractors to build it.

[BorisPavlikoskysSluttyCunt]

Your belly is so big, it’s got its own ecosystem, and you’d need a team of biologists to study your own wildlife.

[BorisPavlikoskysSluttyCunt]

You’re so chunky, you’d need a team of engineers to design a car that can fit your size, and a team of mechanics to keep it running.

[BorisPavlikoskysSluttyCunt]

Your weight is so big, it’s got its own gravitational pull, and you’d need a team of scientists to study your own physics.

[BorisPavlikoskysSluttyCunt]

You’re so fat, you’d make a sumo wrestler look like a ballerina, and you’d need a team of trainers to help you move your own body.

[kitkatgirlie]

youre so grotesque u make gorlock the destroyer look beautiful