I'm bored roast me.
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@Your_Local_Sun_Or_Yuta YOU ATTACKING TRUMP WITH THAT ONE
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@Grey_From_Pokepasta_Real LMAOOOO
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youre so bad at aiming u make trump’s assassin look like a professional sniper that never misses
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You’re so damn lazy, you’d rather sleep through your own funeral and miss the free food.
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Your life is a shitshow, and you’re the ringmaster of this circus.
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You’re so fucking clueless, you’d get lost in a one-way street and still manage to crash into a wall.
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@Lucinda You make Joe Biden look smart
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Your brain is a fucking wasteland, nothing grows there, not even a decent thought.
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Your relationships are a freakin’ nightmare, you’d make a toxic waste dump look like a paradise and still manage to poison the air.
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You’re so shit at making decisions, you’d need a flowchart to choose what to eat for breakfast.
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youre so fucking clueless not even blue the puppy can help with it
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You’re so bloody terrible at time management, you’d be late to your own funeral and still manage to miss the service.
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You’re so fucking clueless, you’d think a map is a suggestion and still manage to get lost in a familiar place.
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@Your_Local_Sun_Or_Yuta ARE YOU NOT GETTING THE POSTING TOO MUCH WARNING LIKE DAMN GIRL
burd gives me life
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Your belly is so big, it’s got its own gravitational pull, and Dora’s backpack is smaller than your waistline (Credits To @Grey_From_Pokepasta_Real for the dora thing).
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Creek LMAOOO
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@Your_Local_Sun_Or_Yuta
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your sense of direction is so horrible u couldnt find your way out of your own thoughts
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You’re so fat, you’d make Nikocado Avocado look like a fitness model, and your avocado toast is probably just a snack compared to your appetite.
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You’re so fat, you’d need a team of architects to design a house that can hold your weight, and a team of contractors to build it.
