I'm bored roast me.

[m.i.l.o.]

Your emotional intelligence is like a puzzle with missing pieces.

[A Former User]

@Your_Local_Sun_Or_Yuta YOU ATTACKING TRUMP WITH THAT ONE

[m.i.l.o.]

@Grey_From_Pokepasta_Real LMAOOOO

[kitkatgirlie]

youre so bad at aiming u make trump’s assassin look like a professional sniper that never misses

[m.i.l.o.]

You’re so damn lazy, you’d rather sleep through your own funeral and miss the free food.

[m.i.l.o.]

Your life is a shitshow, and you’re the ringmaster of this circus.

[m.i.l.o.]

You’re so fucking clueless, you’d get lost in a one-way street and still manage to crash into a wall.

[Soggy_Bread]

@Lucinda You make Joe Biden look smart

[m.i.l.o.]

Your brain is a fucking wasteland, nothing grows there, not even a decent thought.

[m.i.l.o.]

Your relationships are a freakin’ nightmare, you’d make a toxic waste dump look like a paradise and still manage to poison the air.

[m.i.l.o.]

You’re so shit at making decisions, you’d need a flowchart to choose what to eat for breakfast.

[kitkatgirlie]

youre so fucking clueless not even blue the puppy can help with it

[m.i.l.o.]

You’re so bloody terrible at time management, you’d be late to your own funeral and still manage to miss the service.

[m.i.l.o.]

You’re so fucking clueless, you’d think a map is a suggestion and still manage to get lost in a familiar place.

[Soggy_Bread]

@Your_Local_Sun_Or_Yuta ARE YOU NOT GETTING THE POSTING TOO MUCH WARNING LIKE DAMN GIRL

[m.i.l.o.]

Your belly is so big, it’s got its own gravitational pull, and Dora’s backpack is smaller than your waistline (Credits To @Grey_From_Pokepasta_Real for the dora thing).

[m.i.l.o.]

Creek LMAOOO

[A Former User]

@Your_Local_Sun_Or_Yuta

[kitkatgirlie]

your sense of direction is so horrible u couldnt find your way out of your own thoughts

[m.i.l.o.]

You’re so fat, you’d make Nikocado Avocado look like a fitness model, and your avocado toast is probably just a snack compared to your appetite.