I'm bored roast me.

[m.i.l.o.]

You’re so fucking clueless, you’d think a map is a suggestion and still manage to get lost in a familiar place.

[Soggy_Bread]

@Your_Local_Sun_Or_Yuta ARE YOU NOT GETTING THE POSTING TOO MUCH WARNING LIKE DAMN GIRL

[m.i.l.o.]

Your belly is so big, it’s got its own gravitational pull, and Dora’s backpack is smaller than your waistline (Credits To @Grey_From_Pokepasta_Real for the dora thing).

[m.i.l.o.]

Creek LMAOOO

[A Former User]

@Your_Local_Sun_Or_Yuta

[kitkatgirlie]

your sense of direction is so horrible u couldnt find your way out of your own thoughts

[m.i.l.o.]

You’re so fat, you’d make Nikocado Avocado look like a fitness model, and your avocado toast is probably just a snack compared to your appetite.

[m.i.l.o.]

You’re so fat, you’d need a team of architects to design a house that can hold your weight, and a team of contractors to build it.

[m.i.l.o.]

Your belly is so big, it’s got its own ecosystem, and you’d need a team of biologists to study your own wildlife.

[m.i.l.o.]

You’re so chunky, you’d need a team of engineers to design a car that can fit your size, and a team of mechanics to keep it running.

[m.i.l.o.]

Your weight is so big, it’s got its own gravitational pull, and you’d need a team of scientists to study your own physics.

[m.i.l.o.]

You’re so fat, you’d make a sumo wrestler look like a ballerina, and you’d need a team of trainers to help you move your own body.

[kitkatgirlie]

youre so grotesque u make gorlock the destroyer look beautiful

[m.i.l.o.]

Your body is so big, it’s got its own weather system, and you’d need an umbrella to protect yourself from your own sweat.

[m.i.l.o.]

You’re so heavy, you’d need a team of elephants to carry you up the stairs, and a parachute to slow down your descent.

[kitkatgirlie]

your personality is so horrible u make am look like a good person (look him up hes from the book i have no mouth and i must scream)

[A Former User]

bitch you’re so huge casoh looks like a ant compared to you

[Soggy_Bread]

@Your_Local_Sun_Or_Yuta said in I'm bored roast me.:

you’d make Nikocado Avocado look like a fitness model

That actually doesn’t work cause this is Nikocado Avocado right now ->

[m.i.l.o.]

Creek bro fr looked him up

[A Former User]

@Your_Local_Sun_Or_Yuta real-