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      A Former User
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      You’re so fat, you’d need a team of architects to design a house that can hold your weight, and a team of contractors to build it.

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        A Former User
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        Your belly is so big, it’s got its own ecosystem, and you’d need a team of biologists to study your own wildlife.

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          A Former User
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          You’re so chunky, you’d need a team of engineers to design a car that can fit your size, and a team of mechanics to keep it running.

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            A Former User
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            Your weight is so big, it’s got its own gravitational pull, and you’d need a team of scientists to study your own physics.

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              A Former User
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              You’re so fat, you’d make a sumo wrestler look like a ballerina, and you’d need a team of trainers to help you move your own body.

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                kitkatgirlie TAWOG Club certified nobara glazers
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                youre so grotesque u make gorlock the destroyer look beautiful

                uwu cutely snaps ur neck
                mewo

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                  A Former User
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                  Your body is so big, it’s got its own weather system, and you’d need an umbrella to protect yourself from your own sweat.

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                    A Former User
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                    You’re so heavy, you’d need a team of elephants to carry you up the stairs, and a parachute to slow down your descent.

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                      kitkatgirlie TAWOG Club certified nobara glazers
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                      your personality is so horrible u make am look like a good person (look him up hes from the book i have no mouth and i must scream)

                      uwu cutely snaps ur neck
                      mewo

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                        A Former User @A Former User
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                        bitch you’re so huge casoh looks like a ant compared to you

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                          A Former User @A Former User
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                          @Your_Local_Sun_Or_Yuta said in I'm bored roast me.:

                          you’d make Nikocado Avocado look like a fitness model

                          That actually doesn’t work cause this is Nikocado Avocado right now -> cf0b1aef-6644-455c-975d-b2ef08116407-image.png

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                            A Former User @A Former User
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                            @Soggy_Bread bro fr looked him up 💀

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                              A Former User @A Former User
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                              @Your_Local_Sun_Or_Yuta real-

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                                A Former User
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                                You’re so fat, you’d need a team of engineers to design a car that can fit your size, and a team of mechanics to keep it running, but honestly, it’s not like you’re going anywhere in life anyway. Your belly is so big, it’s got its own gravitational pull, and your life is so stagnant, it’s like a swamp that’s been stagnant for years. You’re so chunky, you’d need a team of excavators to move your own ass, and a team of therapists to deal with your own self-esteem. Your body is so big, it’s got its own weather system, and you’d need a team of scientists to study your own physics, and a team of mathematicians to calculate your own circumference.

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                                  A Former User @A Former User
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                                  @Grey_From_Pokepasta_Real BUT WE CAN DISS CASEOH ALL WE WANT

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                                    A Former User @A Former User
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                                    @Your_Local_Sun_Or_Yuta It’s been the biggest talk of the internet have you not been chronically online…?

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                                      A Former User @A Former User
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                                      @Grey_From_Pokepasta_Real FUCK YES

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                                        A Former User @A Former User
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                                        @Your_Local_Sun_Or_Yuta LMAO

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                                          A Former User @A Former User
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                                          @Soggy_Bread i have, and i saw

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                                            A Former User
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                                            I’d give you a nasty look, but you already have one.

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