Top Ten Ways To Hide A Body

[Blake]

@Raven-Rae Thats good Just make sure u stay on it bc i love u >:(

[Alucard]

bury it
dismember it
eat it
preserve remains in formaldehyde
bury it
bury it
cremate it
feed em to your carnivore animals
eat the remains
hide the body underwater

thank you for coming to my ted talk

[A Former User]

Alucard damn-

[Raven]

Alucard I’m hiding you in my basement.

[Wubbrle the [REDACTED]]

Alucard YOU DID THE SAME THING AS ME BUT URS TURNED OUT TO BE A ACTUAL LIST

ATLEAST MINE WAS DELETED AND uh, there were only 2 BUT NO WAY

[Alucard]

@Wubbrle-the-Wubble bury your body 6 ft deep, add a layer of three ft and place a dead animal carcass in to hide the smell of human if the police get involved. then you bury the animal. make sure the dirt mounds aren’t suspicious

[A Former User]

Alucard I’ll do you one better, bury the body six feet deep, no coffin, place an endangered plant over the body so that the police cant dig it up legally

[Alucard]

@Percy_The_Maybe_Not_So_Great EVEN BETTER

[A Former User]

Alucard I’ve put thought into this

[A Former User]

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Alucard thanks for the instructions what

[Wubbrle the [REDACTED]]

@Percy_The_Maybe_Not_So_Great hey that’s my Idea :(

i suggested it to des one time

[A Former User]

@Wubbrle-the-Wubble my apologies

[sorrows]

@Percy_The_Maybe_Not_So_Great said in Top Ten Ways To Hide A Body:

Why’d you look
its all April fools until you realize that you’re the April fool
nuh uh

[sorrows]

sorrows why did it make my reply in your quote

[A Former User]

sorrows pfft

[Blake]

Me who could easily list 5 ways to hide a body-

[A Former User]

Blake real