did you know you can eat the core of a apple? (spit out the seeds tho)

[Blake]

Shadow Yeaaah but they’re hard asf to crack

[Blake]

Siloxa who tf-

[Shadow]

Blake Crush them into a drink and offer it to them

[Blake]

Shadow … hey ferb ik what we’re gonna do today- nah tho- it probably wont dissolve well put it in like- a stronger flavored candy like cinnamon or smth (i make hard candys when i can bc its fun :3)

[Your Local Shadow Simp]

Shadow noooo pookalicious don’t do that :<

[Shadow]

𖤐𝐸𝓂𝒾𝓁𝓎 𝑀𝑒𝓇𝓇𝒾𝓂𝒶𝒸𝓀𖤐 ;~; okie

[Your Local Shadow Simp]

Shadow YIPPEEYIPPEEYIPPEEYIPPEEYIPPEEYIPPEEYIPPEEYIPPEEYIPPEEYIPPEEYIPPEEYIPPEEYIPPEEYIPPEEYIPPEEYIPPEEYIPPEEYIPPEEYIPPEEYIPPEE pookie’s not gonnan get sick

[Shadow]

𖤐𝐸𝓂𝒾𝓁𝓎 𝑀𝑒𝓇𝓇𝒾𝓂𝒶𝒸𝓀𖤐 Man ts ain’t fair lmao

[Your Local Shadow Simp]

Shadow you would tell me no. >:{

[Shadow]

𖤐𝐸𝓂𝒾𝓁𝓎 𝑀𝑒𝓇𝓇𝒾𝓂𝒶𝒸𝓀𖤐 ;~; I uh BLAKE HELP

[Your Local Shadow Simp]

Shadow Blake’s not here to help you :3

[Shadow]

𖤐𝐸𝓂𝒾𝓁𝓎 𝑀𝑒𝓇𝓇𝒾𝓂𝒶𝒸𝓀𖤐 ;~: I know who is though GOD PLEASE PLEASE HELP ME

[Your Local Shadow Simp]

Shadow you shouldn’t do that. You never know which ones are listening. :D

[Shadow]

𖤐𝐸𝓂𝒾𝓁𝓎 𝑀𝑒𝓇𝓇𝒾𝓂𝒶𝒸𝓀𖤐 Erm

[Your Local Shadow Simp]

Shadow :3

[Blake]

Shadow said in did you know you can eat the core of a apple? (spit out the seeds tho):

𖤐𝐸𝓂𝒾𝓁𝓎 𝑀𝑒𝓇𝓇𝒾𝓂𝒶𝒸𝓀𖤐 ;~; I uh BLAKE HELP

you’re a grown man save yourself COUGH

[Shadow]

Blake AUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGHHHHHHH

[Blake]

Shadow yeah des is terrifying good luck

[Shadow]

Blake She isn’t scary pffffft

[Blake]

Shadow i meaaaaann she isn’t like- ‘boo’ scary she’s 'you might wanna put a muzzle on her she definitely bites and she might have rabies ’ scary