THE ABSOLUTE BATMAN UNIVERSE IS CRAZY

[A Former User]

BANE LIKE- FUCKED ALL OF BRUCE WAYNE’S FRIENDS UP, IN THIS UNIVERSE THE PEOPLE THAT THE RIDDLER THE PENGUIN AND TWOFACE WERE BEFORE VILLAINS WERE BRUCE WAYNE’S FRIEND. THE RIDDLER, HAVING PARTS OF HIS BRAIN TORE OUT BY BANE, THE PENGUIN, BEAT HIM SO HARD THAT HE’S PERMANENTLY TWO FEET SHORTER THAN BEFORE, TWO FACE WHO GOT HALf
F OF HIS FACE BURNED OFF BY BANE, AND EVEN BATMAN HIMSELF GOT ABSOLUTELY FUCKED UP- THERES MORE BUT LIKE- DAYUMN- THEY ALL GOT MUTILATED

[A Former User]

@Blake New obsession btw

[iwantyoutoperish]

@Blake I can tell

[A Former User]

Tenna!! | 💤🏝️ i’m intrigued the comic series isn’t over yet and i wanna keep reading it

[iwantyoutoperish]

@Blake me with BFDIA and TPOT

[YourLocalDumbass]

@Blake so basically the riddler got the backalley lobotomy treatment.

[A Former User]

[INACTIVE] Toast Yup he got the part that like- yk stores intelligence or whatever ripped out so it got replaced by bionics

[YourLocalDumbass]

@Blake

[iwantyoutoperish]

@Blake said in THE ABSOLUTE BATMAN UNIVERSE IS CRAZY:

Yup he got the part that like- yk stores intelligence or whatever ripped out so it got replaced by bionics

my brain made a new braincell to store this information btw

[A Former User]

[INACTIVE] Toast

[INACTIVE] Toast said in THE ABSOLUTE BATMAN UNIVERSE IS CRAZY:

@Blake

Literally twoface when he tried to defend his friends with a whiskey bottle btw! (it didn’t work

[iwantyoutoperish]

@Blake A WHISKEY BOTTLE?? ARE WE SERIOUS

[YourLocalDumbass]

@Blake jesus-

[A Former User]

Tenna!! | 💤🏝️ Good- It’s good information

[A Former User]

Tenna!! | 💤🏝️ YES- HE HIT BANE WITH A WHISKEY BOTTLE AND IT DID NOT WORK AS YOU CAN SEE–

[A Former User]

[INACTIVE] Toast Yeah goofy ass obsession

[YourLocalDumbass]

@Blake real-