no yt shorts comments pmtfo (rant)

[A Former User]

somnium i’m sorry, I NEED CONTEXT?

[somnium]

@Blake

summary:

P: would you rather eat 100 nuggets or 5 rocks
K: what counts as a rock? trappist1-h? mercury? bennu? [insert meteorite]? [big rock]?

P: …are you satan. wtf.

[A Former User]

somnium definitely 100 nuggets if they came from wendys

[somnium]

@Blake i’d take the rocks tbh.

[A Former User]

somnium tbh you seem like you really would

[somnium]

@Blake i have a potassium deficiency and i hate bananas. i eat sand and enjoy it when there’s a slight bit of water in there.

because pica

and rocks have 0 calories…and sand too…

[A Former User]

somnium OH. I APOLOGIZE-

[somnium]

@Blake speak.wav

^ my response ^

[A Former User]

somnium blocked, what does that say

[somnium]

@Blake why is it blocked???

it’s a sound file. just use croxyproxy or something.

[A Former User]

somnium I’m using a nintendo switch that’s the issue all files are blocked

[somnium]

@Blake a WH-

audio.wav

genuine reaction. “wtf”

[ugly.hoez.hate.me]

because his mom took away his computer and blocked mppc on it so he can only use stuff on a switch

[A Former User]

somnium that is also blocked

[A Former User]

@your_search_history_scares_me said in no yt shorts comments pmtfo (rant):

because his mom took away his computer and blocked mppc on it so he can only use stuff on a switch

Yeah. that

[somnium]

@Blake that’s fucked up man.

what did you do that made her that mad?

[A Former User]

somnium Uhm- exist? /hj But yeah she thinks mppc’s filled with preds and tbh i don’t blame her

[somnium]

@Blake same here with my grandma

‘sweet home alabama’ would be her motto if it wasn’t for the fact she lives in fucking florida.

[A Former User]

somnium Crazy

[somnium]

@Blake

you at the current moment.

your dad is the doctor, your mother is the bitch with the baton, and you are the poor squished plus.

perfection