I found Mike's dad

[A Former User]

wow bro did the impossible and found his dad

[YaBoiPhantom]

@HoodedSans my actual dad is at work-

[scarlet lol]

@A-Useless-Corpse pat pat there there

its ok dont cry child

[YaBoiPhantom]

scarlet lol T^T

[Duncan]

@A-Useless-Corpse CRYING CHILD CONFIRMED?!
/j

[YaBoiPhantom]

@Duncan-Away …leave my fucking brother out of this.

[Duncan]

@A-Useless-Corpse yk there’s a theoryyy-

[YaBoiPhantom]

@Duncan-Away -loads a gun-

[Duncan]

@A-Useless-Corpse that the crying child is who you playyy-

[YaBoiPhantom]

@Duncan-Away -aims at you-

[Duncan]

@A-Useless-Corpse because the crying child lost their frontal lobe
which includes the ability to feel fear
which is why you’re not scared
which is why you keep coming back
which is why you’re not affected by the thought of animatronics
which is why you can handle being around animatronics
which is why you can do everything
which is why you can do literally ANYTHING IN THE GAME

[YaBoiPhantom]

@Duncan-Away -shoots you-

[Duncan]

@A-Useless-Corpse You know I’m right dies

[YaBoiPhantom]

@Duncan-Away stay dead.

[Duncan]

@A-Useless-Corpse NOPE

[YaBoiPhantom]

@Duncan-Away -shoots again-

[Duncan]

@A-Useless-Corpse owie that pinches

[YaBoiPhantom]

@Duncan-Away -grabs a sniper-

[Duncan]

@A-Useless-Corpse oh noe im so scawed

[YaBoiPhantom]

@Duncan-Away -dips bullet in holy water-