My religion in a nutshell
Jesus Christ: dies to justify our sins
Christians: “You’re goin to hell for sinnin!”
cyber mysterious Banned last edited by
@Laws jesus is actually sinning by dying
Creati_132 Dm Me, I'm Bored last edited by
@Laws oh wew ur also a christian
SushiFox RYLIEFOREVER! last edited by
Victor last edited by
@Laws i dont believe in god-
MrTree Music Enthusiasts last edited by MrTree
God: I finna make people
God: ayo these people be sinning wtf
Jesus: yo I'm God wsg?
Disciples: sick, wsg?
Jesus: ay, they finna kill me, and when they do you gotta eat me and drink my blood fr
Jesus: no fr tho, just like you eat the lamb in the temple
Disciples: damn okay
Jews: cap fr.
Judus: yea lets kill this bitch
3 days later
Jesus: I'm back bitches!
Jews: aw hell naw
Disciples: L + Jesus + The Eucharist + The Catholic Church + get Baptized + Gentile Conversion + The New Testament + Tradition + tradition + The Holy Sacraments
jun Brutally Honest last edited by
if you don't do a lil sinnin', jesus died for n u f f i n .