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      A Former User last edited by

      Jesus Christ: dies to justify our sins
      Christians: “You’re goin to hell for sinnin!”

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      • cyber
        cyber mysterious Banned @Guest last edited by

        @Laws jesus is actually sinning by dying

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          Creati_132 Dm Me, I'm Bored @Guest last edited by

          @Laws Pfft-

          Don’t tell anyone, but I’m an international spy agent ninja.

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            A Former User last edited by

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              A Former User @Guest last edited by

              @Laws oh wew ur also a christian

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              • SushiFox
                SushiFox RYLIEFOREVER! @Guest last edited by

                @Laws lol

                The voices...don't wake them...

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                • Victor
                  Victor @Guest last edited by

                  @Laws i dont believe in god-

                  u monkeys

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                  • MrTree
                    MrTree Music Enthusiasts @Guest last edited by MrTree

                    @Laws
                    My religion:
                    God: I finna make people

                    God: ayo these people be sinning wtf

                    Jesus: yo I'm God wsg?
                    Disciples: sick, wsg?
                    Jesus: ay, they finna kill me, and when they do you gotta eat me and drink my blood fr
                    Disciples: dafaq?
                    Jesus: no fr tho, just like you eat the lamb in the temple
                    Disciples: damn okay

                    Jews: cap fr.
                    Judus: yea lets kill this bitch

                    3 days later

                    Jesus: I'm back bitches!
                    Jews: aw hell naw 💀

                    Disciples: L + Jesus + The Eucharist + The Catholic Church + get Baptized + Gentile Conversion + The New Testament + Tradition + tradition + The Holy Sacraments

                    Thanks for making mpp a better place!
                    "True" - Me, all the time

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                      jun Brutally Honest last edited by

                      if you don't do a lil sinnin', jesus died for n u f f i n .

                      hampter
                      i have 15 blocked people
                      luv u war

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                        A Former User @jun last edited by

                        @jun AMEN 🙏

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