My religion in a nutshell
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Jesus Christ: dies to justify our sins
Christians: “You’re goin to hell for sinnin!” -
@Laws jesus is actually sinning by dying
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@Laws Pfft-
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@Laws oh wew ur also a christian
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@Laws lol
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@Laws i dont believe in god-
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@Laws
My religion:
God: I finna make peopleGod: ayo these people be sinning wtf
Jesus: yo I'm God wsg?
Disciples: sick, wsg?
Jesus: ay, they finna kill me, and when they do you gotta eat me and drink my blood fr
Disciples: dafaq?
Jesus: no fr tho, just like you eat the lamb in the temple
Disciples: damn okayJews: cap fr.
Judus: yea lets kill this bitch3 days later
Jesus: I'm back bitches!
Jews: aw hell nawDisciples: L + Jesus + The Eucharist + The Catholic Church + get Baptized + Gentile Conversion + The New Testament + Tradition + tradition + The Holy Sacraments
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if you don't do a lil sinnin', jesus died for n u f f i n .
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@jun AMEN
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