this is a promise
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Shazz_ also i didnt say i had a band i said i was making one for the future, sorry for the misinterpretation
but thanks so the advice, i will definitely use it to achieve my goal.
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scarlet lol Oh ok - still that’ll be awesome once you get a group together!
◞ 🎶 If words fail, music speaks! 🎶
𝕎𝕙𝕒𝕥𝕋𝕙𝕖𝕎𝕙𝕒𝕥! - Gumball -
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Shazz_ yeah i already have some friends in mind
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According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway. Because bees don’t care what humans think is impossible.” SEQ. 75 - “INTRO TO BARRY” INT. BENSON HOUSE - DAY ANGLE ON: Sneakers on the ground. Camera PANS UP to reveal BARRY BENSON’S BEDROOM ANGLE ON: Barry’s hand flipping through different sweaters in his closet. BARRY Yellow black, yellow black, yellow black, yellow black, yellow black, yellow black…oohh, black and yellow… ANGLE ON: Barry wearing the sweater he picked, looking in the mirror. BARRY (CONT’D) Yeah, let’s shake it up a little. He picks the black and yellow one. He then goes to the sink, takes the top off a CONTAINER OF HONEY, and puts some honey into his hair. He squirts some in his mouth and gargles. Then he takes the lid off the bottle, and rolls some on like deodorant. CUT TO: INT. BENSON HOUSE KITCHEN - CONTINUOUS Barry’s mother, JANET BENSON, yells up at Barry. JANET BENSON Barry, breakfast is ready! CUT TO: “Bee Movie” - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 1. INT. BARRY’S ROOM - CONTINUOUS BARRY Coming! SFX: Phone RINGING. Barry’s antennae vibrate as they RING like a phone. Barry’s hands are wet. He looks around for a towel. BARRY (CONT’D) Hang on a second! He wipes his hands on his sweater, and pulls his antennae down to his ear and mouth. BARRY (CONT’D) Hello? His best friend, ADAM FLAYMAN, is on the other end. ADAM Barry? BARRY Adam? ADAM Can you believe this is happening? BARRY Can’t believe it. I’ll pick you up. Barry sticks his stinger in a sharpener. SFX: BUZZING AS HIS STINGER IS SHARPENED. He tests the sharpness with his finger. SFX: Bing. BARRY (CONT’D) Looking sharp. ANGLE ON: Barry hovering down the hall, sliding down the staircase bannister. Barry’s mother, JANET BENSON, is in the kitchen. JANET BENSON Barry, why don’t you use the stairs? Your father paid good money for those. “Bee Movie” - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 2. BARRY Sorry, I’m excited. Barry’s father, MARTIN BENSON, ENTERS. He’s reading a NEWSPAPER with the HEADLINE, “Queen gives birth to thousandtuplets: Resting Comfortably.” MARTIN BENSON Here’s the graduate. We’re very proud of you, Son. And a perfect report card, all B’s. JANET BENSON (mushing Barry’s hair) Very proud. BARRY Ma! I’ve got a thing going here. Barry re-adjusts his hair, starts to leave. JANET BENSON You’ve got some lint on your fuzz. She picks it off. BARRY Ow, that’s me! MARTIN BENSON Wave to us. We’ll be in row 118,000. Barry zips off. BARRY Bye! JANET BENSON Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house! CUT TO: SEQ. 750 - DRIVING TO GRADUATION EXT. BEE SUBURB - MORNING A GARAGE DOOR OPENS. Barry drives out in his CAR. “Bee Movie” - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 3. ANGLE ON: Barry’s friend, ADAM FLAYMAN, standing by the curb. He’s reading a NEWSPAPER with the HEADLINE: “Frisbee Hits Hive: Internet Down. Bee-stander: “I heard a sound, and next thing I knew…wham-o!.” Barry drives up, stops in front of Adam. Adam jumps in. BARRY Hey, Adam. ADAM Hey, Barry. (pointing at Barry’s hair) Is that fuzz gel? BARRY A little. It’s a special day. Finally graduating. ADAM I never thought I’d make it. BARRY Yeah, three days of grade school, three days of high school. ADAM Those were so awkward. BARRY Three days of college. I’m glad I took off one day in the middle and just hitchhiked around the hive. ADAM You did come back different. They drive by a bee who’s jogging. ARTIE Hi Barry! BARRY (to a bee pedestrian) Hey Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good. Barry and Adam drive from the suburbs into the city. ADAM Hey, did you hear about Frankie? “Bee Movie” - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 4. BARRY Yeah. ADAM You going to his funeral? BARRY No, I’m not going to his funeral. Everybody knows you sting someone you die, you don’t waste it on a squirrel. He was such a hot head. ADAM Yeah, I guess he could’ve just gotten out of the way. The DRIVE through a loop de loop. BARRY AND ADAM Whoa…Whooo…wheee!! ADAM I love this incorporating the amusement park right into our regular day. BARRY I guess that’s why they say we don’t need vacations. CUT TO: SEQ. 95 - GRADUATION EXT. GRADUATION CEREMONY - CONTINUOUS Barry and Adam come to a stop. They exit the car, and fly over the crowd to their seats. * BARRY * (re: graduation ceremony) * Boy, quite a bit of pomp…under * the circumstances. * They land in their seats. BARRY (CONT’D) Well Adam, today we are men. “Bee Movie” - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 5. ADAM We are. BARRY Bee-men. ADAM Amen! BARRY Hallelujah. Barry hits Adam’s forehead. Adam goes into the rapture. An announcement comes over the PA. ANNOUNCER (V.O) Students, faculty, distinguished bees…please welcome, Dean Buzzwell. ANGLE ON: DEAN BUZZWELL steps up to the podium. The podium has a sign that reads: “Welcome Graduating Class of:”, with train-station style flipping numbers after it. BUZZWELL Welcome New Hive City graduating class of… The numbers on the podium change to 9:15. BUZZWELL (CONT’D) …9:15. (he clears his throat) And that concludes our graduation ceremonies. And begins your career at Honex Industries. BARRY Are we going to pick our job today? ADAM I heard it’s just orientation. The rows of chairs change in transformer-like mechanical motion to Universal Studios type tour trams. Buzzwell walks off stage. BARRY (re: trams) Whoa, heads up! Here we go. “Bee Movie” - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 6. SEQ. 125 - “FACTORY” FEMALE VOICE (V.O) Keep your hands and antennas inside the tram at all times. (in Spanish) Dejen las manos y antennas adentro del tram a todos tiempos. BARRY I wonder what it’s going to be like? ADAM A little scary. Barry shakes Adam. BARRY AND ADAM AAHHHH! The tram passes under SIGNS READING: “Honex: A Division of Honesco: A Part of the Hexagon Group.” TRUDY Welcome to Honex, a division of Honesco, and a part of the Hexagon group. BARRY This is it! The Honex doors OPEN, revealing the factory. BARRY (CONT’D) Wow. TRUDY We know that you, as a bee, have worked your whole life to get to the point where you can work for your whole life. Honey begins when our valiant pollen jocks bring the nectar to the hive where our top secret formula is automatically color-corrected, scent adjusted and bubble contoured into this… Trudy GRABS a TEST TUBE OF HONEY from a technician. “Bee Movie” - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 7. TRUDY (CONT’D) …soothing, sweet syrup with its distinctive golden glow, you all know as… EVERYONE ON THE TRAM (in unison) H-o-n-e-y. Trudy flips the flask into the crowd, and laughs as they all scramble for it. ANGLE ON: A GIRL BEE catching the honey. ADAM (sotto) That girl was hot. BARRY (sotto) She’s my cousin. ADAM She is? BARRY Yes, we’re all cousins. ADAM Right. You’re right. TRUDY At Honex, we also constantly strive to improve every aspect of bee existence. These bees are stress testing a new helmet technology. ANGLE ON: A STUNT BEE in a HELMET getting hit with a NEWSPAPER, then a SHOE, then a FLYSWATTER. He gets up, and gives a “thumb’s up”. The graduate bees APPLAUD. ADAM (re: stunt bee) What do you think he makes? BARRY Not enough. TRUDY And here we have our latest advancement, the Krelman. “Bee Movie” - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 8. BARRY Wow, what does that do? TRUDY Catches that little strand of honey that hangs after you pour it. Saves us millions. ANGLE ON: The Krelman machine. Bees with hand-shaped hats on, rotating around a wheel to catch drips of honey. Adam’s hand shoots up. ADAM Can anyone work on the Krelman? TRUDY Of course. Most bee jobs are small ones. But bees know that every small job, if it’s done well, means a lot. There are over 3000 different bee occupations. But choose carefully, because you’ll stay in the job that you pick for the rest of your life. The bees CHEER. ANGLE ON: Barry’s smile dropping slightly. BARRY The same job for the rest of your life? I didn’t know that. ADAM What’s the difference? TRUDY And you’ll be happy to know that bees as a species haven’t had one day off in 27 million years. BARRY So you’ll just work us to death? TRUDY (laughing) We’ll sure try. Everyone LAUGHS except Barry. “Bee Movie” - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 9. The tram drops down a log-flume type steep drop. Cameras flash, as all the bees throw up their hands. The frame freezes into a snapshot. Barry looks concerned. The tram continues through 2 doors. FORM DISSOLVE TO: SEQ. 175 - “WALKING THE HIVE” INT. HONEX LOBBY ANGLE ON: The log-flume photo, as Barry looks at it. ADAM Wow. That blew my mind. BARRY (annoyed) “What’s the difference?” Adam, how could you say that? One job forever? That’s an insane choice to have to make. ADAM Well, I’m relieved. Now we only have to make one decision in life. BARRY But Adam, how could they never have told us that? ADAM Barry, why would you question anything? We’re bees. We’re the most perfectly functioning society on Earth. They walk by a newspaper stand with A SANDWICH BOARD READING: “Bee Goes Berserk: Stings Seven Then Self.” ANGLE ON: A BEE filling his car’s gas tank from a honey pump. He fills his car some, then takes a swig for himself. NEWSPAPER BEE (to the bee guzzling gas) Hey! Barry and Adam begin to cross the street. “Bee Movie” - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 10. BARRY Yeah but Adam, did you ever think that maybe things work a little too well around here? They stop in the middle of the street. The traffic moves perfectly around them. ADAM Like what? Give me one example. BARRY (thinks) …I don’t know. But you know what I’m talking about. They walk off. SEQ. 400 - “MEET THE JOCKS” SFX: The SOUND of Pollen Jocks. PAN DOWN from the Honex statue. J-GATE ANNOUNCER Please clear the gate. Royal Nectar Force on approach. Royal Nectar Force on approach. BARRY Wait a second. Check it out. Hey, hey, those are Pollen jocks. ADAM Wow. FOUR PATROL BEES FLY in through the hive’s giant Gothic entrance. The Patrol Bees are wearing fighter pilot helmets with black visors. ADAM (CONT’D) I’ve never seen them this close. BARRY They know what it’s like to go outside the hive. ADAM Yeah, but some of them don’t come back. “Bee Movie” - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 11. The nectar from the pollen jocks is removed from their backpacks, and loaded into trucks on their way to Honex. A SMALL CROWD forms around the Patrol Bees. Each one has a PIT CREW that takes their nectar. Lou Loduca hurries a pit crew along: LOU LODUCA You guys did great! You’re monsters. You’re sky freaks! I love it! I love it! SCHOOL GIRLS are jumping up and down and squealing nearby. BARRY I wonder where those guys have just been? ADAM I don’t know. BARRY Their day’s not planned. Outside the hive, flying who-knows-where, doing who-knows-what. ADAM You can’t just decide one day to be a Pollen Jock. You have to be bred for that. BARRY Right. Pollen Jocks cross in close proximity to Barry and Adam. Some pollen falls off, onto Barry and Adam. BARRY (CONT’D) Look at that. That’s more pollen than you and I will ever see in a lifetime. ADAM (playing with the pollen) It’s just a status symbol. I think bees make too big a deal out of it. BARRY Perhaps, unless you’re wearing it, and the ladies see you wearing it. ANGLE ON: Two girl bees. “Bee Movie” - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 12. ADAM Those ladies? Aren’t they our cousins too? BARRY Distant, distant. ANGLE ON: TWO POLLEN JOCKS. JACKSON Look at these two. SPLITZ Couple of Hive Harrys. JACKSON Let’s have some fun with them. The pollen jocks approach. Barry and Adam continue to talk to the girls. GIRL 1 It must be so dangerous being a pollen jock. BARRY Oh yeah, one time a bear had me pinned up against a mushroom. He had one paw on my throat, and with the other he was slapping me back and forth across the face. GIRL 1 Oh my. BARRY I never thought I’d knock him out. GIRL 2 (to Adam) And what were you doing during all of this? ADAM Obviously I was trying to alert the authorities. The girl swipes some pollen off of Adam with a finger. BARRY (re: pollen) I can autograph that if you want. “Bee Movie” - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 13. JACKSON Little gusty out there today, wasn’t it, comrades? BARRY Yeah. Gusty. BUZZ You know, we’re going to hit a sunflower patch about six miles from here tomorrow. BARRY Six miles, huh? ADAM (whispering) Barry. BUZZ It’s a puddle-jump for us. But maybe you’re not up for it. BARRY Maybe I am. ADAM (whispering louder) You are not! BUZZ We’re going, oh-nine hundred at JGate. ADAM (re: j-gate) Whoa. BUZZ (leaning in, on top of Barry) What do you think, Buzzy Boy? Are you bee enough? BARRY I might be. It all depends on what oh-nine hundred means. CUT TO: SEQ. 450 - “THE BALCONY” “Bee Movie” - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 14. INT. BENSON HOUSE BALCONY - LATER Barry is standing on the balcony alone, looking out over the city. Martin Benson ENTERS, sneaks up behind Barry and gooses him in his ribs. MARTIN BENSON Honex! BARRY Oh, Dad. You surprised me. MARTIN BENSON (laughing) Have you decided what you’re interested in, Son? BARRY Well, there’s a lot of choices. MARTIN BENSON But you only get one. Martin LAUGHS. BARRY Dad, do you ever get bored doing the same job every day? MARTIN BENSON Son, let me tell you something about stirring. (making the stirring motion) You grab that stick and you just move it around, and you stir it around. You get yourself into a rhythm, it’s a beautiful thing. BARRY You know dad, the more I think about it, maybe the honey field just isn’t right for me. MARTIN BENSON And you were thinking of what, making balloon animals? That’s a bad job for a guy with a stinger. “Bee Movie” - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 15. BARRY Well no… MARTIN BENSON Janet, your son’s not sure he wants to go into honey. JANET BENSON Oh Barry, you are so funny sometimes. BARRY I’m not trying to be funny. MARTIN BENSON You’re not funny, you’re going into honey. Our son, the stirrer. JANET BENSON You’re going to be a stirrer?! BARRY No one’s listening to me. MARTIN BENSON Wait until you see the sticks I have for you. BARRY I can say anything I want right now. I’m going to get an ant tattoo. JANET BENSON Let’s open some fresh honey and celebrate. BARRY Maybe I’ll pierce my thorax! MARTIN BENSON (toasting) To honey! BARRY Shave my antennae! JANET BENSON To honey! “Bee Movie” - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 16. BARRY Shack up with a grasshopper, get a gold tooth, and start calling everybody “Dawg.” CUT TO: SEQ. 760 - “JOB PLACEMENT” EXT. HONEX LOBBY - CONTINUOUS ANGLE ON: A BEE BUS STOP. One group of bees stands on the pavement, as another group hovers above them. A doubledecker bus pulls up. The hovering bees get on the top level, and the standing bees get on the bottom. Barry and Adam pull up outside of Honex. ADAM I can’t believe we’re starting work today. BARRY Today’s the day. Adam jumps out of the car. ADAM (O.C) Come on. All the good jobs will be gone. BARRY Yeah, right… ANGLE ON: A BOARD READING: “JOB PLACEMENT BOARD”. Buzzwell, the Bee Processor, is at the counter. Another BEE APPLICANT, SANDY SHRIMPKIN is EXITING. SANDY SHRIMPKIN Is it still available? BUZZWELL Hang on. (he looks at changing numbers on the board) Two left. And…one of them’s yours. Congratulations Son, step to the side please. “Bee Movie” - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 17. SANDY SHRIMPKIN Yeah! ADAM (to Sandy, leaving) What did you get? SANDY SHRIMPKIN Picking the crud out. That is stellar! ADAM Wow. BUZZWELL (to Adam and Barry) Couple of newbies? ADAM Yes Sir. Our first day. We are ready. BUZZWELL Well, step up and make your choice. ANGLE ON: A CHART listing the different sectors of Honex. Heating, Cooling, Viscosity, Krelman, Pollen Counting, Stunt Bee, Pouring, Stirrer, Humming, Regurgitating, Front Desk, Hair Removal, Inspector No. 7, Chef, Lint Coordinator, Stripe Supervisor, Antennae-ball polisher, Mite Wrangler, Swatting Counselor, Wax Monkey, Wing Brusher, Hive Keeper, Restroom Attendant. ADAM (to Barry) You want to go first? BARRY No, you go. ADAM Oh my. What’s available? BUZZWELL Restroom attendant is always open, and not for the reason you think. ADAM Any chance of getting on to the Krelman, Sir? BUZZWELL Sure, you’re on. “Bee Movie” - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 18. He plops the KRELMAN HAT onto Adam’s head. ANGLE ON: The job board. THE COLUMNS READ: “OCCUPATION” “POSITIONS AVAILABLE”, and “STATUS”. The middle column has numbers, and the right column has job openings flipping between “open”, “pending”, and “closed”. BUZZWELL (CONT’D) Oh, I’m sorry. The Krelman just closed out. ADAM Oh! He takes the hat off Adam. BUZZWELL Wax Monkey’s always open. The Krelman goes from “Closed” to “Open”. BUZZWELL (CONT’D) And the Krelman just opened up again. ADAM What happened? BUZZWELL Well, whenever a bee dies, that’s an opening. (pointing at the board) See that? He’s dead, dead, another dead one, deady, deadified, two more dead. Dead from the neck up, dead from the neck down. But, that’s life. ANGLE ON: Barry’s disturbed expression. ADAM (feeling pressure to decide) Oh, this is so hard. Heating, cooling, stunt bee, pourer, stirrer, humming, inspector no. 7, lint coordinator, stripe supervisor, antenna-ball polisher, mite wrangler-- Barry, Barry, what do you think I should-- Barry? Barry? “Bee Movie” - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 19. Barry is gone. CUT TO: SEQ. 775 - “LOU LODUCA SPEECH” EXT. J-GATE - SAME TIME Splitz, Jackson, Buzz, Lou and two other BEES are going through final pre-flight checks. Barry ENTERS. LOU LODUCA Alright, we’ve got the sunflower patch in quadrant nine. Geranium window box on Sutton Place… Barry’s antennae rings, like a phone. ADAM (V.O) What happened to you? Where are you? Barry whispers throughout. BARRY I’m going out. ADAM (V.O) Out? Out where? BARRY Out there. ADAM (V.O) (putting it together) Oh no. BARRY I have to, before I go to work for the rest of my life. ADAM (V.O) You’re going to die! You’re crazy! Hello? BARRY Oh, another call coming in. “Bee Movie” - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 20. ADAM (V.O) You’re cra-- Barry HANGS UP. ANGLE ON: Lou Loduca. LOU LODUCA If anyone’s feeling brave, there’s a Korean Deli on 83rd that gets their roses today. BARRY (timidly) Hey guys. BUZZ Well, look at that. SPLITZ Isn’t that the kid we saw yesterday? LOU LODUCA (to Barry) Hold it son, flight deck’s restricted. JACKSON It’s okay Lou, we’re going to take him up. Splitz and Jackson CHUCKLE. LOU LODUCA Really? Feeling lucky, are ya? A YOUNGER SMALLER BEE THAN BARRY, CHET, runs up with a release waiver for Barry to sign. CHET Sign here. Here. Just initial that. Thank you. LOU LODUCA Okay, you got a rain advisory today and as you all know, bees cannot fly in rain. So be careful. As always, (reading off clipboard) watch your brooms, hockey sticks, dogs, birds, bears, and bats. “Bee Movie” - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 21. Also, I got a couple reports of root beer being poured on us. Murphy’s in a home because of it, just babbling like a cicada. BARRY That’s awful. LOU LODUCA And a reminder for all you rookies, bee law number one, absolutely no talking to humans. Alright, launch positions! The Jocks get into formation, chanting as they move. LOU LODUCA (CONT’D) Black and Yellow! JOCKS Hello! SPLITZ (to Barry) Are you ready for this, hot shot? BARRY Yeah. Yeah, bring it on. Barry NODS, terrified. BUZZ Wind! - CHECK! JOCK #1 Antennae! - CHECK! JOCK #2 Nectar pack! - CHECK! JACKSON Wings! - CHECK! SPLITZ Stinger! - CHECK! BARRY Scared out of my shorts - CHECK. LOU LODUCA Okay ladies, let’s move it out. Everyone FLIPS their goggles down. Pit crew bees CRANK their wings, and remove the starting blocks. We hear loud HUMMING. “Bee Movie” - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 22. LOU LODUCA (CONT’D) LOU LODUCA (CONT’D) Pound those petunia’s, you striped stem-suckers! All of you, drain those flowers! A FLIGHT DECK GUY in deep crouch hand-signals them out the archway as the backwash from the bee wings FLUTTERS his jump suit. Barry follows everyone. SEQ. 800 - “FLYING WITH THE JOCKS” The bees climb above tree tops in formation. Barry is euphoric. BARRY Whoa! I’m out! I can’t believe I’m out! So blue. Ha ha ha! (a beat) I feel so fast…and free. (re: kites in the sky) Box kite! Wow! They fly by several bicyclists, and approach a patch of flowers. BARRY (CONT’D) Flowers! SPLITZ This is blue leader. We have roses visual. Bring it around thirty degrees and hold. BARRY (sotto) Roses. JACKSON Thirty degrees, roger, bringing it around. Many pollen jocks break off from the main group. They use their equipment to collect nectar from flowers. Barry flies down to watch the jocks collect the nectar. JOCK Stand to the side kid, it’s got a bit of a kick. The jock fires the gun, and recoils. Barry watches the gun fill up with nectar. “Bee Movie” - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 23. BARRY Oh, that is one Nectar Collector. JOCK You ever see pollination up close? BARRY No, Sir. He takes off, and the excess pollen dust falls causing the flowers to come back to life. JOCK (as he pollinates) I pick some pollen up over here, sprinkle it over here, maybe a dash over there, pinch on that one…see that? It’s a little bit of magic, ain’t it? The FLOWERS PERK UP as he pollinates. BARRY Wow. That’s amazing. Why do we do that? JOCK …that’s pollen power, Kid. More pollen, more flowers, more nectar, more honey for us. BARRY Cool. The Jock WINKS at Barry. Barry rejoins the other jocks in the sky. They swoop in over a pond, kissing the surface. We see their image reflected in the water; they’re really moving. They fly over a fountain. BUZZ I’m picking up a lot of bright yellow, could be daisies. Don’t we need those? SPLITZ Copy that visual. We see what appear to be yellow flowers on a green field. “Bee Movie” - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 24. They go into a deep bank and dive. BUZZ Hold on, one of these flowers seems to be on the move. SPLITZ Say again…Are you reporting a moving flower? BUZZ Affirmative. SEQ. 900 - “TENNIS GAME” The pollen jocks land. It is a tennis court with dozens of tennis balls. A COUPLE, VANESSA and KEN, plays tennis. The bees land right in the midst of a group of balls. KEN (O.C) That was on the line! The other bees start walking around amongst the immense, yellow globes. SPLITZ This is the coolest. What is it? They stop at a BALL on a white line and look up at it. JACKSON I don’t know, but I’m loving this color. SPLITZ (smelling tennis ball) Smells good. Not like a flower. But I like it. JACKSON Yeah, fuzzy. BUZZ Chemical-y. JACKSON Careful, guys, it’s a little grabby. Barry LANDS on a ball and COLLAPSES. “Bee Movie” - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 25. BARRY Oh my sweet lord of bees. JACKSON Hey, candy brain, get off there! Barry attempts to pulls his legs off, but they stick. BARRY Problem! A tennis shoe and a hand ENTER FRAME. The hand picks up the ball with Barry underneath it. BARRY (CONT’D) Guys! BUZZ This could be bad. JACKSON Affirmative. Vanessa walks back to the service line, B
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{Man} Once upon a time there was a lovely princess.
But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort which could only
be broken by love’s first kiss.
She was locked away in a castle guarded by a terrible fire-breathing
dragon.
Many brave knigts had attempted to free her from this dreadful prison,
but non prevailed.
She waited in the dragon’s keep in the highest room of the tallest
tower for her true love and true love’s first kiss.
{Laughing}
Like that’s ever gonna happen.
{Paper Rusting, Toilet Flushes}
What a load of -
Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me
I ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed
She was lookin’ kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb
In the shape of an “L” on her forehead
The years start comin’ and they don’t stop comin’
Fed to the rules and hit the ground runnin’
Didn’t make sense not to live for fun
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
So much to do so much to see
So what’s wrong with takin’ the backstreets
You’ll never know if you don’t go
You’ll never shine if you don’t glow
Hey, now You’re an all-star
Get your game on, go play
Hey, now You’re a rock star
Get the show on, get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shootin’ stars break the mold
It’s a cool place and they say it gets colder
You’re bundled up now but wait till you get older
But the meteor men beg to differ
Judging by the hole in the satellite picture
The ice we skate is gettin’ pretty thin
The water’s getting warm so you might as well swim
My world’s on fire
How 'bout yours
That’s the way I like it and I’ll never get bored
Hey, now, you’re an all-star
{Shouting}
Get your game on, go play
Hey, now You’re a rock star
Get the show on, get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shootin’ stars break the mold
{Belches}
Go!
Go!
{Record Scratching}
Go. Go.Go.
Hey, now, you’re an all-star
Get your game on, go play
Hey, now You’re a rock star
Get the show on, get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shootin’ stars break the mold
-Think it’s in there?
-All right. Let’s get it!
-Whoa. Hold on. Do you know what that thing can do to you?
-Yeah, it’ll grind your bones for it’s bread.
{Laughs}
-Yes, well, actually, that would be a gaint.
Now, ogres - - They’re much worse.
They’ll make a suit from your freshly peeled skin.
-No!
-They’ll shave your liver. Squeeze the jelly from your eyes!
Actually, it’s quite good on toast.
-Back! Back, beast! Back! I warn ya!
{Gasping}
-Right.
{Roaring}
{Shouting}
{Roaring}
{Whispers} This is the part where you run away.
{Gasping}
{Laughs}
{Laughing} And stay out!
“Wanted. Fairy tale creatures.”
{Sighs}
{Man’s voice} All right. This one’s full.
-Take it away!
{Gasps}
-Move it along. Come on! Get up!
-Next!
-Give me that! Your fiying days are over.
That’s 20 pieces of silver for the witch. Next!
-Get up! Come on!
-Twenty pieces.
{Thudding}
-Sit down there!
-Keep quiet!
{Crying}
-This cage is too small.
-Please, don’t turn me in. I’ll never be stubborn again.
I can change. Please! Give me another chance!
-Oh, shut up.
-Oh!
-Next!
-What have you got?
-This little wooden puppet.
-I’m not a puppet. I’m a real boy.
-Five shillings for the possessed toy. Take it away.
-Father, please! Don’t let them do this!
-Help me!
-Next! What have you got?
-Well, I’ve got a talking donkey.
{Grunts}
-Right. Well, that’s good for ten shillings, if you can prove it.
-Oh, go ahead, little fella.
-Well?
-Oh, oh, he’s just - - He’s just a little nervous.
He’s really quite a chatterbox. Talk, you boneheaded dolt - -
-That’s it. I’ve heard enough. Guards!
-No, no, he talks! He does. I can talk. I love to talk.
I’m the talkingest damn thing you ever saw.
-Get her out of my sight.
-No, no! I swear! Oh! He can talk!
{Gasps}
-Hey! I can fly!
-He can fly!
-He can fly!
-He can talk!
-Ha, ha! That’s right, fool! Now I’m a flying, talking donkey.
You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly
but I bet you ain’t never seen a donkey fly. Ha, ha!
Oh-oh.
{Grunts}
-Seize him!
-After him! He’s getting away!
{Grunts, Gasps}
{Man}
-Get him! This way! Turn!
-You there. Orge!
-Aye?
-By the order of Lord Farquaad I am authorized to place you both under
arrest
and transport you to a designated… resettlement facility.
-Oh, really? You and what army?
{Gasps, Whimpering}
{Chuckles}
-Can I say something to you?
-Listen, you was really, really, really somethin’ back here.
Incredible!
Are you talkin’ to - - me? Whoa!
-Yes. I was talkin’ to you. Can I tell you that you that you was great
back here? Those guards!
They thought they was all of that. Then you showed up, and bam! They
was trippin’ over themselves like babes in the woods. That really made
me feel good to see that.
-Oh, that’s great. Really.
-Man, it’s good to be free.
-Now, why don’t you go celebrate your freedom with your own friends?
Hmm?
-But, uh, I don’t have any friends. And I’m not goin’ out there by
myself. Hey, wait a minute! I got a great idea! I’ll stick with you.
You’re mean, green, fightin’ machine. Together we’ll scare the spit
out of anybody that crosses us.
{Roaring}
-Oh, wow! That was really scary. If you don’t mind me sayin’, if that
don’t work, your breath certainly will get the job done, 'cause you
definitely need some Tic Tacs or something, 'cause you breath stinks!
You almost burned the hair outta my nose, just like the time - -
{Mumbling}
Than I ate some rotten berries. I had strong gases eking out of my
butt that day.
-Why are you following me?
-I’ll tell you why.
'Cause I’m all alone
There’s no one here beside me
My promlems have all gone
There’s no one to deride me
But you gotta heve friends - -
-Stop singing! It’s no wonder you don’t have any friends.
-Wow. Only a true friend would be that cruelly honest.
-Listen, little donkey. Take a look at me. What am I?
-Uh - - Really tall?
-No! I’m an orge! You know. “Grab your torch and pitchforks.” Doesn’t
that bother you?
-Nope.
-Really?
-Really, really.
-Oh.
-Man, I like you. What’s you name?
-Uh, Shrek.
-Shrek? Well, you know what I like about you, Shrek?
You got that kind of I-don’t-care-what-nobody-thinks-of-me thing.
I like that. I respect that, Shrek. You all right. Whoo! Look at that.
Who’d want to live in place like that?
-That would be my home.
-Oh! And it is lovely! Just beautiful. You know you are quite a
decorator. It’s amazing what you’ve done with such a modest budget. I
like that boulder. That is a nice boulder.
-I guess you don’t entertain much, do you?
-I like my privacy.
-You know, I do too. That’s another thing we have in common. Like I
hate it when you got somebody in your face. You’ve trying to give them
a hint, and they won’t leave. There’s that awkward silence.
-Can I stay with you?
-Uh, what?
-Can I stay with you, please?
-Of course!
-Really?
-No.
-Please! I don’t wanna go back there! You don’t know what it’s like to
be considered a freak. Well, maybe you do. But that’s why we gotta
stick together. You gotta let me stay! Please! Please!
-Okay! Okay! But one night only.
-Ah! Thank you!
-What are you - - No! No!
-This is gonna be fun! We can stay up late, swappin’ manly stories,
and in the mornin’ I’m makin’ waffles.
-Oh!
-Where do, uh, I sleep?
-Outside!
-Oh, well. I guess that’s cool. I mean, I don’t know you, and you
don’t know me, so I guess outside is best, you know.
{Sniffles}
-Here I go.
-Good night.
{Sighs}
-I mean, I do like the outdoors. I’m a donkey. I was born outside.
I’ll just be sitting by myself outside, I guess, you know. By myself,
outside.
I’m all alone
There’s no one here beside me
{Bubbling}
{Sighs}
{Creaking}
{Sighs}
-I thought I told you to stay outside.
-I’m outside.
{Clattering}
-Well, gents, it’s a far cry from the farm, but what choice do we
have?
-It’s not home, but it’ll do just fune.
-What a lovely bed.
-Got ya.
{Sniffs} I found some cheese.
-Ow! {Grunts}
-Blah! Awful stuff.
-Is that you, Gorder?
-How did you know?
-Enough! What are you doing in my house?
{Grunts}
-Hey!
{Snickers}
-Oh, no, no, no. Dead broad off the table.
-Where are we supposed to put her? The bed’s taken.
-Huh?
{Gusps}
{Male voice} What?
-I live in a swamp. I put up signs. I’m a terrifying orge! What do I
have to do get a little privacy?
-Aah!
-Oh, no. No! No!
{Cackling}
-What?
-Quit it.
-Don’t push.
{Squeaking}
{Lows}
- What are you doing in my swamp?
{Echoing}
Swamp! Swamp! Swamp!
{Gasping}
-Oh, dear!
-Whoa!
-All right, get out of here. All of you, move it! Come on! Let’s go!
-
Kaylee Rose Faust In the beginnying God cweated the heaven and the eawth.
And the eawth was without fowm, and void; and dawknyess was upon
the face of the deep. And the Spiwit of God muvd upon the face of
the watews.
¶ And God said, Wet thewe be wight: and thewe was wight.
And God saw the wight, that it was good: and God divided the wight
fwom the dawknyess.
And God cawwed the wight Day, and the dawknyess he cawwed Nyight.
And the evenying and the mownying wewe the fiwst day.
¶ And God said, Wet thewe be a fiwmament in the midst of the
watews, and wet it divide the watews fwom the watews.
And God made the fiwmament, and divided the watews which wewe
undew the fiwmament fwom the watews which wewe abuv the
fiwmament: and it was so.
And God cawwed the fiwmament Heaven. And the evenying and the
mownying wewe the second day.
¶ And God said, Wet the watews undew the heaven be gathewed
togethew unto onye pwace, and wet the dwy wand appeaw: and it was so.
And God cawwed the dwy wand Eawth; and the gathewing togethew of
the watews cawwed he Seas: and God saw that it was good.
And God said, Wet the eawth bwing fowth gwass, the hewb yiewding
seed, and the fwuit twee yiewding fwuit aftew his kind, whose seed is in
itsewf, upon the eawth: and it was so.
And the eawth bwought fowth gwass, and hewb yiewding seed aftew his
kind, and the twee yiewding fwuit, whose seed was in itsewf, aftew his
kind: and God saw that it was good.
And the evenying and the mownying wewe the thiwd day.
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¶ And God said, Wet thewe be wights in the fiwmament of the heaven
to divide the day fwom the nyight; and wet them be fow signs, and fow
seasons, and fow days, and yeaws:
and wet them be fow wights in the fiwmament of the heaven to give
wight upon the eawth: and it was so.
And God made two gweat wights; the gweatew wight to wuwe the day,
and the wessew wight to wuwe the nyight: he made the staws awso.
And God set them in the fiwmament of the heaven to give wight
upon the eawth,
and to wuwe uvw the day and uvw the nyight, and to divide the wight
fwom the dawknyess: and God saw that it was good.
And the evenying and the mownying wewe the fouwth day.
¶ And God said, Wet the watews bwing fowth abundantwy the moving
cweatuwe that hath wife, and foww that may fwy abuv the eawth in the
open fiwmament of heaven.
And God cweated gweat whawes, and evewy wiving cweatuwe that
muvth, which the watews bwought fowth abundantwy, aftew theiw
kind, and evewy winged foww aftew his kind: and God saw that it was
good.
And God bwessed them, saying, Be fwuitfuw, and muwtipwy, and fiww
the watews in the seas, and wet foww muwtipwy in the eawth.
And the evenying and the mownying wewe the fifth day.
¶ And God said, Wet the eawth bwing fowth the wiving cweatuwe aftew
his kind, cattwe, and cweeping thing, and beast of the eawth aftew his
kind: and it was so.
And God made the beast of the eawth aftew his kind, and cattwe aftew
theiw kind, and evewy thing that cweepeth upon the eawth aftew his
kind: and God saw that it was good.
¶ And God said, Wet us make man in ouw image, aftew ouw wikenyess:
and wet them have dominyion uvw the fish of the sea, and uvw the
foww of the aiw, and uvw the cattwe, and uvw aww the eawth, and uvw
evewy cweeping thing that cweepeth upon the eawth.
So God cweated man in his own image, in the image of God cweated
he him; mawe and femawe cweated he them.
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And God bwessed them, and God said unto them, Be fwuitfuw, and
muwtipwy, and wepwenyish the eawth, and subdue it: and have
dominyion uvw the fish of the sea, and uvw the foww of the aiw, and
uvw evewy wiving thing that muvth upon the eawth.
And God said, Behowd, I have given you evewy hewb beawing seed,
which is upon the face of aww the eawth, and evewy twee, in the which
is the fwuit of a twee yiewding seed; to you it shaww be fow meat.
And to evewy beast of the eawth, and to evewy foww of the aiw, and to
evewy thing that cweepeth upon the eawth, whewein thewe is wife, I have
given evewy gween hewb fow meat: and it was so.
And God saw evewy thing that he had made, and, behowd, it was
vewy good. And the evenying and the mownying wewe the sixth day.
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Thus the heavens and the eawth wewe finyished, and aww the host of
them.
And on the seventh day God ended his wowk which he had made;
and he wested on the seventh day fwom aww his wowk which he had
made.
And God bwessed the seventh day, and sanctified it: because that in
it he had wested fwom aww his wowk which God cweated and made.
Man in the Gawden of Eden
¶ These awe the genyewations of the heavens and of the eawth when
they wewe cweated, in the day that the Wowd God made the eawth
and the heavens,
and evewy pwant of the fiewd befowe it was in the eawth, and evewy
hewb of the fiewd befowe it gwew: fow the Wowd God had nyot caused it
to wain upon the eawth, and thewe was nyot a man to tiww the gwound.
But thewe went up a mist fwom the eawth, and watewed the whowe
face of the gwound.
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And the Wowd God fowmed man of the dust of the gwound, and
bweathed into his nyostwiws the bweath of wife; and man became a
wiving souw.
And the Wowd God pwanted a gawden eastwawd in Eden; and thewe
he put the man whom he had fowmed.
And out of the gwound made the Wowd God to gwow evewy twee that
is pweasant to the sight, and good fow food; the twee of wife awso in the
midst of the gawden, and the twee of knyowwedge of good and eviw.
¶ And a wivew went out of Eden to watew the gawden; and fwom
thence it was pawted, and became into fouw heads.
The nyame of the fiwst is Pison: that is it which compasseth the
whowe wand of Haviwah, whewe thewe is gowd;
and the gowd of that wand is good: thewe is bdewwium and the onyx
stonye.
And the nyame of the second wivew is Gihon: the same is it that
compasseth the whowe wand of Ethiopia.
And the nyame of the thiwd wivew is Hiddekew: that is it which goeth
towawd the east of Assywia. And the fouwth wivew is Euphwates.
¶ And the Wowd God took the man, and put him into the gawden of
Eden to dwess it and to keep it.
And the Wowd God commanded the man, saying, Of evewy twee of
the gawden thou mayest fweewy eat:
but of the twee of the knyowwedge of good and eviw, thou shawt nyot eat
of it: fow in the day that thou eatest theweof thou shawt suwewy die.
¶ And the Wowd God said, It is nyot good that the man shouwd be
awonye; I wiww make him a hewp meet fow him.
And out of the gwound the Wowd God fowmed evewy beast of the
fiewd, and evewy foww of the aiw; and bwought them unto Adam to see
what he wouwd caww them: and whatsoevew Adam cawwed evewy wiving
cweatuwe, that was the nyame theweof.
And Adam gave nyames to aww cattwe, and to the foww of the aiw, and
to evewy beast of the fiewd; but fow Adam thewe was nyot found a hewp
meet fow him.
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And the Wowd God caused a deep sweep to faww upon Adam, and he
swept; and he took onye of his wibs, and cwosed up the fwesh instead
theweof.
And the wib, which the Wowd God had taken fwom man, made he a
woman, and bwought hew unto the man.
And Adam said, This is nyow bonye of my bonyes, and fwesh of my
fwesh: she shaww be cawwed Woman [heb. Isha], because she was taken
out of Man [heb. Ish].
Thewefowe shaww a man weave his fathew and his mothew, and shaww
cweave unto his wife: and they shaww be onye fwesh.
And they wewe both nyaked, the man and his wife, and wewe nyot
ashamed.
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Nyow the sewpent was mowe subtiwe than any beast of the fiewd which
the Wowd God had made. And he said unto the woman, Yea, hath
God said, Ye shaww nyot eat of evewy twee of the gawden?
And the woman said unto the sewpent, We may eat of the fwuit of
the twees of the gawden:
but of the fwuit of the twee which is in the midst of the gawden, God
hath said, Ye shaww nyot eat of it, nyeithew shaww ye touch it, west ye die.
And the sewpent said unto the woman, Ye shaww nyot suwewy die:
fow God doth knyow that in the day ye eat theweof, then youw eyes
shaww be openyed, and ye shaww be as gods, knyowing good and eviw.
And when the woman saw that the twee was good fow food, and that
it was pweasant to the eyes, and a twee to be desiwed to make onye wise,
she took of the fwuit theweof, and did eat, and gave awso unto hew
husband with hew; and he did eat.
And the eyes of them both wewe openyed, and they knyew that they
wewe nyaked; and they sewed fig weaves togethew, and made
themsewves apwons.
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¶ And they heawd the voice of the Wowd God wawking in the gawden
in the coow of the day: and Adam and his wife hid themsewves fwom
the pwesence of the Wowd God amongst the twees of the gawden.
And the Wowd God cawwed unto Adam, and said unto him, Whewe
awt thou?
And he said, I heawd thy voice in the gawden, and I was afwaid,
because I was nyaked; and I hid mysewf.
And he said, Who towd thee that thou wast nyaked? Hast thou eaten
of the twee, wheweof I commanded thee that thou shouwdest nyot eat?
And the man said, The woman whom thou gavest to be with me,
she gave me of the twee, and I did eat.
And the Wowd God said unto the woman, What is this that thou
hast donye? And the woman said, The sewpent beguiwed me, and I
did eat.
¶ And the Wowd God said unto the sewpent,
Because thou hast donye this,
thou awt cuwsed abuv aww cattwe, and abuv evewy beast of the fiewd;
upon thy bewwy shawt thou go,
and dust shawt thou eat aww the days of thy wife:
and I wiww put enmity between thee and the woman,
and between thy seed and hew seed;
it shaww bwuise thy head,
and thou shawt bwuise his heew.
Unto the woman he said,
I wiww gweatwy muwtipwy thy sowwow and thy conception;
in sowwow thou shawt bwing fowth chiwdwen;
and thy desiwe shaww be to thy husband,
and he shaww wuwe uvw thee.
And unto Adam he said,
Because thou hast heawkenyed unto the voice of thy wife,
and hast eaten of the twee,
of which I commanded thee, saying,
Thou shawt nyot eat of it:
cuwsed is the gwound fow thy sake;
in sowwow shawt thou eat of it aww the days of thy wife;
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thowns awso and thistwes shaww it bwing fowth to thee;
and thou shawt eat the hewb of the fiewd:
in the sweat of thy face shawt thou eat bwead,
tiww thou wetuwn unto the gwound;
fow out of it wast thou taken:
fow dust thou awt,and unto dust shawt thou wetuwn.
¶ And Adam cawwed his wife’s nyame Eve [wiving]; because she was
the mothew of aww wiving.
Unto Adam awso and to his wife did the Wowd God make coats of
skins, and cwothed them.
¶ And the Wowd God said, Behowd, the man is become as onye of us,
to knyow good and eviw: and nyow, west he put fowth his hand, and
take awso of the twee of wife, and eat, and wive fow evew:
thewefowe the Wowd God sent him fowth fwom the gawden of Eden, to
tiww the gwound fwom whence he was taken.
So he dwuv out the man: and he pwaced at the east of the gawden of
Eden chewubim, and a fwaming swowd which tuwnyed evewy way, to
keep the way of the twee of wife.
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Cain and Abew
And Adam knyew Eve his wife; and she conceived, and bawe Cain
[gotten, ow acquiwed], and said, I have gotten a man fwom the Wowd.
And she again bawe his bwothew Abew. And Abew was a keepew of
sheep, but Cain was a tiwwew of the gwound.
And in pwocess of time it came to pass, that Cain bwought of the
fwuit of the gwound an offewing unto the Wowd.
And Abew, he awso bwought of the fiwstwings of his fwock and of the fat
theweof. And the Wowd had wespect unto Abew and to his offewing:
but unto Cain and to his offewing he had nyot wespect. And Cain was
vewy wwoth, and his countenyance feww.
And the Wowd said unto Cain, Why awt thou wwoth? and why is thy
countenyance fawwen?
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If thou doest weww, shawt thou nyot be accepted? and if thou doest nyot
weww, sin wieth at the doow: and unto thee shaww be his desiwe, and
thou shawt wuwe uvw him.
¶ And Cain tawked with Abew his bwothew: and it came to pass, when
they wewe in the fiewd, that Cain wose up against Abew his bwothew,
and swew him.
And the Wowd said unto Cain, Whewe is Abew thy bwothew? And he
said, I knyow nyot: Am I my bwothew’s keepew?
And he said, What hast thou donye? the voice of thy bwothew’s bwood
cwieth unto me fwom the gwound.
And nyow awt thou cuwsed fwom the eawth, which hath openyed hew
mouth to weceive thy bwothew’s bwood fwom thy hand.
When thou tiwwest the gwound, it shaww nyot hencefowth yiewd unto
thee hew stwength; a fugitive and a vagabond shawt thou be in the
eawth.
And Cain said unto the Wowd, My punyishment is gweatew than I can
beaw.
Behowd, thou hast dwiven me out this day fwom the face of the eawth;
and fwom thy face shaww I be hid; and I shaww be a fugitive and a
vagabond in the eawth; and it shaww come to pass, that evewy onye that
findeth me shaww sway me.
And the Wowd said unto him, Thewefowe whosoevew swayeth Cain,
vengeance shaww be taken on him sevenfowd. And the Wowd set a
mawk upon Cain, west any finding him shouwd kiww him.
And Cain went out fwom the pwesence of the Wowd, and dwewt in
the wand of Nyod, on the east of Eden.
¶ And Cain knyew his wife; and she conceived, and bawe Enyoch: and
he buiwded a city, and cawwed the nyame of the city, aftew the nyame of
his son, Enyoch.
And unto Enyoch was bown Iwad: and Iwad begat Mehujaew: and
Mehujaew begat Methusaew: and Methusaew begat Wamech.
And Wamech took unto him two wives: the nyame of the onye was
Adah, and the nyame of the othew Ziwwah.
And Adah bawe Jabaw: he was the fathew of such as dweww in tents,
and of such as have cattwe.
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And his bwothew’s nyame was Jubaw: he was the fathew of aww such as
handwe the hawp and owgan.
And Ziwwah, she awso bawe Tubaw-cain, an instwuctow of evewy awtificew
in bwass and iwon: and the sistew of Tubaw-cain was Nyaamah.
¶ And Wamech said unto his wives,
Adah and Ziwwah, heaw my voice;
ye wives of Wamech, heawken unto my speech:
fow I have swain a man to my wounding,
and a young man to my huwt.
If Cain shaww be avenged sevenfowd,
twuwy Wamech seventy and sevenfowd.
¶ And Adam knyew his wife again; and she bawe a son, and cawwed his
nyame Seth [appointed, ow put]: Fow God, said she, hath appointed
me anyothew seed instead of Abew, whom Cain swew.
And to Seth, to him awso thewe was bown a son; and he cawwed his
nyame Enyos: then began men to caww upon the nyame of the Wowd.
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The Descendants of Adam
This is the book of the genyewations of Adam. In the day that God
cweated man, in the wikenyess of God made he him;
mawe and femawe cweated he them; and bwessed them, and cawwed
theiw nyame Adam, in the day when they wewe cweated.
And Adam wived a hundwed and thiwty yeaws, and begat a son in his
own wikenyess, aftew his image; and cawwed his nyame Seth:
and the days of Adam aftew he had begotten Seth wewe eight
hundwed yeaws: and he begat sons and daughtews:
and aww the days that Adam wived wewe nyinye hundwed and thiwty
yeaws: and he died.
¶ And Seth wived a hundwed and five yeaws, and begat Enyos:
and Seth wived aftew he begat Enyos eight hundwed and seven yeaws,
and begat sons and daughtews:
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and aww the days of Seth wewe nyinye hundwed and twewve yeaws: and
he died.
¶ And Enyos wived nyinyety yeaws, and begat Cainyan:
and Enyos wived aftew he begat Cainyan eight hundwed and fifteen
yeaws, and begat sons and daughtews:
and aww the days of Enyos wewe nyinye hundwed and five yeaws: and he
died.
¶ And Cainyan wived seventy yeaws, and begat Mahawaweew:
and Cainyan wived aftew he begat Mahawaweew eight hundwed and fowty
yeaws, and begat sons and daughtews:
and aww the days of Cainyan wewe nyinye hundwed and ten yeaws: and he
died.
¶ And Mahawaweew wived sixty and five yeaws, and begat Jawed:
and Mahawaweew wived aftew he begat Jawed eight hundwed and thiwty
yeaws, and begat sons and daughtews:
and aww the days of Mahawaweew wewe eight hundwed nyinyety and five
yeaws: and he died.
¶ And Jawed wived a hundwed sixty and two yeaws, and he begat
Enyoch:
and Jawed wived aftew he begat Enyoch eight hundwed yeaws, and begat
sons and daughtews:
and aww the days of Jawed wewe nyinye hundwed sixty and two yeaws:
and he died.
¶ And Enyoch wived sixty and five yeaws, and begat Methusewah:
and Enyoch wawked with God aftew he begat Methusewah thwee
hundwed yeaws, and begat sons and daughtews:
and aww the days of Enyoch wewe thwee hundwed sixty and five yeaws:
and Enyoch wawked with God: and he was nyot; fow God took him.
¶ And Methusewah wived a hundwed eighty and seven yeaws, and
begat Wamech:
and Methusewah wived aftew he begat Wamech seven hundwed eighty
and two yeaws, and begat sons and daughtews:
and aww the days of Methusewah wewe nyinye hundwed sixty and nyinye
yeaws: and he died.
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¶ And Wamech wived a hundwed eighty and two yeaws, and begat a
son:
and he cawwed his nyame Nyoah [west ow comfowt], saying, This same
shaww comfowt us concewnying ouw wowk and toiw of ouw hands,
because of the gwound which the Wowd hath cuwsed.
And Wamech wived aftew he begat Nyoah five hundwed nyinyety and five
yeaws, and begat sons and daughtews:
and aww the days of Wamech wewe seven hundwed seventy and seven
yeaws: and he died.
¶ And Nyoah was five hundwed yeaws owd: and Nyoah begat Shem,
Ham, and Japheth.
6
The Wickednyess of Mankind
And it came to pass, when men began to muwtipwy on the face of the
eawth, and daughtews wewe bown unto them,
that the sons of God saw the daughtews of men that they wewe faiw;
and they took them wives of aww which they chose.
And the Wowd said, My Spiwit shaww nyot awways stwive with man, fow
that he awso is fwesh: yet his days shaww be a hundwed and twenty
yeaws.
Thewe wewe giants in the eawth in those days; and awso aftew that,
when the sons of God came in unto the daughtews of men, and they
bawe chiwdwen to them, the same became mighty men which wewe of
owd, men of wenyown.
¶ And God saw that the wickednyess of man was gweat in the eawth,
and that evewy imaginyation of the thoughts of his heawt was onwy
eviw continyuawwy.
And it wepented the Wowd that he had made man on the eawth, and
it gwieved him at his heawt.
And the Wowd said, I wiww destwoy man whom I have cweated fwom
the face of the eawth; both man, and beast, and the cweeping thing,
and the fowws of the aiw; fow it wepenteth me that I have made them.
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But Nyoah found gwace in the eyes of the Wowd.
Nyoah Makes the Awk
¶ These awe the genyewations of Nyoah: Nyoah was a just man and
pewfect in his genyewations, and Nyoah wawked with God.
And Nyoah begat thwee sons, Shem, Ham, and Japheth.
¶ The eawth awso was cowwupt befowe God; and the eawth was fiwwed
with viowence.
And God wooked upon the eawth, and, behowd, it was cowwupt; fow aww
fwesh had cowwupted his way upon the eawth.
And God said unto Nyoah, The end of aww fwesh is come befowe me;
fow the eawth is fiwwed with viowence thwough them; and, behowd, I
wiww destwoy them with the eawth.
Make thee an awk of gophew wood; wooms shawt thou make in the
awk, and shawt pitch it within and without with pitch.
And this is the fashion which thou shawt make it of: The wength of the
awk shaww be thwee hundwed cubits, the bweadth of it fifty cubits, and
the height of it thiwty cubits.
A window shawt thou make to the awk, and in a cubit shawt thou
finyish it abuv; and the doow of the awk shawt thou set in the side
theweof; with wowew, second, and thiwd stowies shawt thou make it.
And, behowd, I, even I, do bwing a fwood of watews upon the eawth, to
destwoy aww fwesh, whewein is the bweath of wife, fwom undew heaven;
and evewy thing that is in the eawth shaww die.
But with thee wiww I estabwish my cuvnyant; and thou shawt come
into the awk, thou, and thy sons, and thy wife, and thy sons’ wives
with thee.
And of evewy wiving thing of aww fwesh, two of evewy sowt shawt thou
bwing into the awk, to keep them awive with thee; they shaww be mawe
and femawe.
Of fowws aftew theiw kind, and of cattwe aftew theiw kind, of evewy
cweeping thing of the eawth aftew his kind; two of evewy sowt shaww
come unto thee, to keep them awive.
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Good luck Scarlet
"Nothing can suppress a human's curiosity." ~ Eren Jaeger
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EVIL 2sola did you just post the beginning of the bible-
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Duncan thx
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But uwu-ified?
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Duncan burn it
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m a k e m e
"Nothing can suppress a human's curiosity." ~ Eren Jaeger
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Duncan ill burn you
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EVIL 2sola uwu burn me?
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EVIL 2sola youll catch yourself on fire with all that hand sanitizer
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