roast me please
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yourself
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This isn’t a roast but something COMPLETELY irrelevant and not offensive
Every time I look at your eyes in your face pics I imaging sucking your eyes out of your sockets and eating them
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@Calistaa damn-
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-roasts Skeleton-
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@ıllııllıllıツApollo-Justiceツıllıllııllı DAMN ROATSED1!!!1!11!
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I will roast you with one letter @rylie-is-hot-duh
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@Tripod OH SHIT fucking dies
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and kids this is why jimmy neutron is gay
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@Tripod LMAO
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you look like you listen to smells like teen spirit and call yourself a nirvana fan. you look like a wannabe skater boy who thinks that hes so cool. you look like you think cheating is cool and having 5 people on your dick is nice.
(im sorry i had to)
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@finn you so ugly you made my happy meal cry
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@finn Damn X_X
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@finn i know im ugly
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first off, whats there to roast? theres nothing bad abt you
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@That1LoserKid awwww :(
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@rylie-is-hot-duh :]
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You’re so fat, you’d need a team of engineers to design a chair that can hold your weight, and a team of physicists to calculate the gravitational pull of your belly, but honestly, it’s not like you’re worth the effort. Your life is so pointless, it’s like a cancelled TV show, and you’re so irrelevant, you’d make a ghost feel seen. You’re so chunky, you’d need a team of archaeologists to excavate your own body, and a team of anthropologists to study your own primitive behavior. Your weight is so massive, it’s like a black hole, and you’d need a team of astrophysicists to study your own gravitational pull, and a team of philosophers to ponder the meaninglessness of your existence.
