i am no longer gorl

[yourlocalkitkat]

i now identify as a chocolate bar
my pronouns are her/sheys [i was eating chocolate when i made this joke]

[Top Tier JJK Enjoyer]

yourlocalkitkat I identify as an object

[yourlocalkitkat]

@Hogyoku XD

[Flip Ditcher]

i identify as a slut. anyways airline food, amirite?

[yourlocalkitkat]

Flip Ditcher XD

[gmfu]

i identify as a…aa… wolf

[yourlocalkitkat]

@ur-dad-said-hi cool

[gmfu]

yourlocalkitkat IKR

[JDP_Random]

This all got me wondering, What are we??? So if you think about it we are what we eat, making me 2% a Burger king chicken quesadilla covered with chocolate milk and eggs, with some Diet Water and extra Fried French Fries with extra Fried Chicken Fries With a Cheese Burger with no honeymusturd.

[yourlocalkitkat]

JDP_Random NAH MAN THIS WAS A JOKE IT WASNT SUPPOSSED TO OPEN YOUR MIND

[JDP_Random]

yourlocalkitkat Wait now what if, all humans are just food for the earth, after we die and get buried, the earth consumes us and becomes more powerful…

[JDP_Random]

Also why are chicken fingers called chicken fingers if chicken’s don’t have fingers?

[yourlocalkitkat]

JDP_Random CHILL MAN

[yourlocalkitkat]

JDP_Random IT AINT THAT DEEP

[JDP_Random]

EVERY BOWL OF CEREAL YOU EAT IS A TIME BOMB! because you have to finish it before it gets soggy…

[yourlocalkitkat]

JDP_Random BRO U AINT A PHILOSIPHER AND THIS ISNT SHOWER THOUGHTS

[JDP_Random]

but what if the first caveman discovered salt by eating rocks and a certain one tasted good???

[yourlocalkitkat]

JDP_Random BRUV STOP

[JDP_Random]

i have now ran out of ideas

[yourlocalkitkat]

JDP_Random good