things i would do with a tall candle

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yourlocalkitkat step 9:summon demons to play uno

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@KadeTheDrinker step 10: win uno and enslave the demons

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yourlocalkitkat step 11:cuddle pile slumber party with demons

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@KadeTheDrinker step 12: achieve true happiness

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yourlocalkitkat step 13:have the demons has body gaurds for out in public that drag people to hell that hurt you

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@KadeTheDrinker step 14: play mario cart with your homies

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yourlocalkitkat step 15:lose your soul over time slowley becoming a demon yourself for eternity

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@KadeTheDrinker step 16: realize u became a demon and go troll some ppl with the p a r a n o r m a l

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yourlocalkitkat step 17:suffer alone when your homies move on

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@KadeTheDrinker step 18: realize this was all the candle’s fault and set out to destroy it

[A Former User]

@KadeTheDrinker said in things i would do with a tall candle:

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yourlocalkitkat step 19:finally destroy the candle and revert halfway to human again, but then realize you cannot remove the horns or tail so you grind down the horns and hide them with a beanie and tie your tail around your hidden stomach or leg

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@KadeTheDrinker step 20: celebrate

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yourlocalkitkat step 21:you find a succubi half human goth lady whos 6’4 just like you and you soon marry them in the future

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@KadeTheDrinker step 22: mission accomplished 😎

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yourlocalkitkat step 23: live a happy life with half demon children with your goth mommy you married for eternity

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@KadeTheDrinker step 24: live a long and happy life until your motality makes u die of old age

[YaBoiPhantom]

wtf-

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@ŦħɇꝀɨłłɇɍȻłøwn lmao we just started goin on this strange plan of life XD

[YaBoiPhantom]

yourlocalkitkat okay then-