Give me your best pick up lines
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@Hexed-To-Death THIS IS A FAMILY FRIENDLY ACC PLEASE JUST DM
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ttp really said “are you french? because Eiffel for you”
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@a-l1ttl3d3vilish . _. Wheee
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@I_Love_Ttp Thats a good one
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How am I gonna say a pick up line when I can’t pull any bitches 😫
skill issue
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“You are the apple of my eye.” (good enough?)
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@Dominic Your wife is the one who asked for pickup lines.
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@Duchess fair enough
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are you an oreo cus ima split you apart and eat the cream between
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Yaboralski ayo-
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@a-l1ttl3d3vilish insert sus pick up line here
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be carful,
this dude will rizz you up -
@Knoxzee im scared
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[warning: shitty pickup lines involving songs/song lyrics]
“I wanna be the one causing friction in your jeans”
“My song titles arent the only things that are long”
“Are you sugar? cuz I wanna be going down for you”
“Anything you say will be held against you, so only say my name”
“I’ve got your picture, Can I come with ya?”
“I’m not trying to pull you, Though i would like to”
“Can I be you dirty little secret?”
“I’m not so kissaphobic when i think about making out with you”
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Are you a coffee? because i want to drink u and i need you forever
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@ıllııllıllıツApollo-Justiceツıllıllııllı
You must be the tide, because u swept me off my feet
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@Michi4959 …
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@Michi4959 if you are a cat i will pet you
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@a-l1ttl3d3vilish I ought to complain to Spotify for you not being named this week’s hottest single. love ya babe <3
What do you do, when everything you love is kinda fucked up?
A hundred on the dash get me close to God
We don't pray for love, we just pray for cars The Weeknd
Ain't no asshole gonna make me feel like hell today, ain't no P.O.S gonna piss on my parade, I got too much life to live, and too few shits to give
its when a mosquito lands on your testicles that you realize that violence isn't always the answer - Dom 2024 -
@Dominic but- im not single-
