I'm bored roast me.
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@Alexx ikr like we can do T h i s.
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@Lucinda
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@Alexx Lol
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Honestly, Iโma just do minor censorship so you atleast know what Iโm saying.
Example: Sh*t
Goddammit, I feel cringe censoring D; -
@Lucinda When your crush said heโd take out the trash, you thought he was asking you out.
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@Duchess owie
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Youโre so bright, you could be a black hole. But instead of sucking in light, you just suck in general.
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Youโre so dense, light bends around you.
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@Lucinda youโre the reason why instructions on soap exists
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Your social skills are so weak, you make introverts look like party animals.
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Youโre not arguing, youโre just explaining why youโre wrong.
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Iโm not saying youโre old, but I heard the early bird special is calling your name.
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youre built like big mom from one piece
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Your brain is like a browser with too many tabs open, nothingโs working properly.
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Youโre so forgetful, youโd forget your head if it wasnโt attached.
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youre so fat u make caseoh look like a string bean
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Your life is like a puzzle, except all the pieces are missing and the picture is of a disappointment.
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Youโre so irrelevant, Iโm starting to think youโre a myth.
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youre so short u make me look like a girraffe
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Your personality is like a undone pizza with no toppings, boring and flavorless.
