I'm bored roast me.
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 Lucinda.. 
 Exactly
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 @Alexx Lol 
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 Honestly, I’ma just do minor censorship so you atleast know what I’m saying. 
 Example: Sh*t
 Goddammit, I feel cringe censoring D;
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 Lucinda.. When your crush said he’d take out the trash, you thought he was asking you out. 
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 @Duchess owie 
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 You’re so bright, you could be a black hole. But instead of sucking in light, you just suck in general. 
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 You’re so dense, light bends around you. 
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 Lucinda.. you’re the reason why instructions on soap exists 
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 Your social skills are so weak, you make introverts look like party animals. 
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 You’re not arguing, you’re just explaining why you’re wrong. 
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 I’m not saying you’re old, but I heard the early bird special is calling your name. 
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 youre built like big mom from one piece 
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 Your brain is like a browser with too many tabs open, nothing’s working properly. 
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 You’re so forgetful, you’d forget your head if it wasn’t attached. 
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 youre so fat u make caseoh look like a string bean 
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 Your life is like a puzzle, except all the pieces are missing and the picture is of a disappointment. 
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 You’re so irrelevant, I’m starting to think you’re a myth. 
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 youre so short u make me look like a girraffe 
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 Your personality is like a undone pizza with no toppings, boring and flavorless. 
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 You’re so slow, I’ve seen paint dry faster than your wit. 


