I'm bored roast me.

[m.i.l.o.]

Your fashion sense is like a blind person’s wardrobe.

[m.i.l.o.]

You’re so bad at singing, you’d shatter glass.

[m.i.l.o.]

I’m not saying you’re a bad dancer, but you’d get laughed out of a dance competition.

[kitkatgirlie]

youre so broke even i look rich compared to u

[m.i.l.o.]

You’re so uncoordinated, you’d trip over your own feet.

[m.i.l.o.]

You’re so bad at sports, you make a participation trophy look like a real achievement.

[m.i.l.o.]

You’re so unoriginal, you make a copycat look like a genius.

[m.i.l.o.]

You’re so predictable, I can set my watch to your mistakes.

[m.i.l.o.]

I’m not saying you’re a bad listener, but you make a brick wall look like a therapist.

[kitkatgirlie]

youre so stupid u make me seem like albert einstein

[m.i.l.o.]

Your life is a maze, and you’re still trying to find the entrance.

[m.i.l.o.]

@Your_Local_Sun_Or_Yuta me too bud

[m.i.l.o.]

You’re so bad at making excuses, you’d blame the dog for eating your homework.

[m.i.l.o.]

You’re so predictable, you’d make a fortune teller look like a genius.

[m.i.l.o.]

kinda ran out of ideas

[A Former User]

You’re so fugly not even drake gon’ want yo ass

[kitkatgirlie]

youre so hard headed u legally classify as a sledgehammer

[tea.and.crumpets]

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[m.i.l.o.]

finna ask perchance for some ideas

[A Former User]

dora the explorer? i think only thing you’ve been exploring is the fridge