RIZZ OFF!!!!!!!

[finn.in.outer.space.]

Are you an exam? Because I’ve been studying you like crazyyyy

[A Former User]

@shaggy2dopelmao
Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications.

[Top Tier JJK Enjoyer]

@shaggy2dopelmao are you a mirror, cuz I wanna look you up and down all day long

[finn.in.outer.space.]

@Leader-Of-Femboys imma complain to spotify because how tf are you not this weeks hottest single?

[A Former User]

@shaggy2dopelmao
Would you touch my hand so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?

[finn.in.outer.space.]

Yaboralski lets go back to my room and do some math, add a bed, subtract my clothes, divide my legs and multiply

[A Former User]

@shaggy2dopelmao Roses are red. Violets are blue. It would be a shame if I couldn’t date you.

[A Former User]

@Leader-Of-Femboys
Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?

[finn.in.outer.space.]

Yaboralski do you have a privacy policy? cause i’d love to see your fine print

[A Former User]

@shaggy2dopelmao
Was your dad a boxer? Because damn, you’re a knockout!

[finn.in.outer.space.]

Yaboralski are you a left-handed layup? because i always miss you (basketball rizz)

[finn.in.outer.space.]

Yaboralski are you french? because eiffel for you

[A Former User]

@shaggy2dopelmao
Your lips look lonely. Wanna introduce them to mine?

[finn.in.outer.space.]

Yaboralski if i flip a coin what are my chances of getting head?

[A Former User]

@shaggy2dopelmao AHh the original one didn’t I tell you that one?

[finn.in.outer.space.]

Yaboralski no??

[A Former User]

@shaggy2dopelmao
If Disney is the happiest place on Earth, in your arms is no doubt the happiest place in the universe.

[A Former User]

@shaggy2dopelmao oh I remember using that
one all the time

[finn.in.outer.space.]

Yaboralski theres a big sale in my bedroom, clothes are 100% off

[A Former User]

@shaggy2dopelmao
Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to all my prayers.