I'm in so much fucking pain right now dude

[A Former User]

every second of every minute hurts unbearably and I don’t know how I can handle one more day of this. It’s simply painful to live with and I’m not sure if it’ll go away any time soon. Combined with the fact that I have a shit ton of saliva and have to swallow every five seconds, my throat feels like it’s inflamed and swollen as fuck.
I seriously need help because I can’t eat food, breathe properly, or consume liquids without it hurting insanely. I can feel that shit in my ears and tongue.

what do I do
please help me

[A Former User]

Tbh idk what to do about that because I have no idea what the problem is other than the symptoms of whatever you have

But if there’s anywhere to spit the saliva at like a trashcan or out a window or in a sink, do that instead of swallowing the saliva

[A Former User]

Oh and avoid drinking anything for a while or for as much as possible until you’re actually thirsty or need to drink something

[A Former User]

But if you do drink something, it should be something that has a thicker substance, like uh…
Thick water

[A Former User]

@Calistaa thick shit hurts more

[A Former User]

@Calistaa and I’m starving and dehydrated.

[A Former User]

@WoodGecko9118 Eat food then

[A Former User]

Once you drink and eat enough, don’t do it again until you absolutely must

[A Former User]

@Calistaa even ramen hurts
a singular fucking noodle

[Sapphire]

[A Former User]

@rylie-is-hot-duh please stop this actually hurts

[Sapphire]

@WoodGecko9118 i couldnt care less

[A Former User]

@rylie-is-hot-duh now I can see why you ended up with that person who looks like they took a big ass shit on my lawn and blamed it on my 40 year old yorkshire terrier.

[A Former User]

dam

[Sapphire]

@WoodGecko9118 better than you will ever get in life <3 at least my spouse doesnt treat me like complete and utter shit

[A Former User]

d a m

[A Former User]

@rylie-is-hot-duh Mine doesn’t, but yours looks like complete and utter shit.

[Sapphire]

@WoodGecko9118 yeah? if noot didnt treat you like shit then why were you guys on and off?

[A Former User]

@rylie-is-hot-duh simple. a good relationship never stays together forever. It has ups and downs. My parents broke up a couple of times before they settled down, and now they’re completely happy and almost never argue (and when they do argue it’s usually about stupid shit and it’s a joke)

[A Former User]

@rylie-is-hot-duh If they never break up with you, they’re doing something fishy in the background.