Top 14 funny pickup lines omfg xD
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Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?
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Hey, my name’s Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
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Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.
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Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?
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There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn’t have your number in it.
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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.
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Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
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I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you.
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Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only 10 I see!
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If you were a Transformer… you’d be Optimus Fine.
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Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.
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I wish I were cross-eyed so I can see you twice.
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I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art.
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Do you believe in love at first sight—or should I walk by again?
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Organized post again :p
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@Purrito said in Top 14 funny pickup lines omfg xD:
Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only 10 I see!
Someone used that on me in Creatures of Sonaria. I was a massive creature. They were absolutely tiny.