Top 14 funny pickup lines omfg xD

[Purrito]

• Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?

• Hey, my name’s Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?

• Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.

• Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?

• There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn’t have your number in it.

• If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.

• Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

• I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you.

• Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only 10 I see!

• If you were a Transformer… you’d be Optimus Fine.

• Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.

• I wish I were cross-eyed so I can see you twice.

• I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art.

• Do you believe in love at first sight—or should I walk by again?

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[Purrito]

Organized post again :p

[A Former User]

@Purrito said in Top 14 funny pickup lines omfg xD:

Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only 10 I see!

Someone used that on me in Creatures of Sonaria. I was a massive creature. They were absolutely tiny.