Ttp has a crush on presto

A Former User

A Former User

After exploring the abandoned building, he started to believe in ghosts.
Nothing is as cautiously cuddly as a pet porcupine.
I want a giraffe, but I’m a turtle eating waffles.
Edith could decide if she should paint her teeth or brush her nails.
He embraced his new life as an eggplant.
The blue parrot drove by the hitchhiking mongoose.
Situps are a terrible way to end your day.
The glacier came alive as the climbers hiked closer.
Please put on these earmuffs because I can’t you hear.
The sudden rainstorm washed crocodiles into the ocean.
Truth in advertising and dinosaurs with skateboards have much in common.
There have been days when I wished to be separated from my body, but today wasn’t one of those days.
I am my aunt’s sister’s daughter.
She saw the brake lights, but not in time.
She saw no irony asking me to change but wanting me to accept her for who she is.
The knives were out and she was sharpening hers.
He excelled at firing people nicely.
The tree fell unexpectedly short.
The furnace repairman indicated the heating system was acting as an air conditioner.
He put heat on the wound to see what would grow.
The fog was so dense even a laser decided it wasn’t worth the effort.
The teenage boy was accused of breaking his arm simply to get out of the test.
She felt that chill that makes the hairs on the back of your neck when he walked into the room.
She was too busy always talking about what she wanted to do to actually do any of it.
All you need to do is pick up the pen and begin.
The hawk didn’t understand why the ground squirrels didn’t want to be his friend.
He appeared to be confusingly perplexed.
Always bring cinnamon buns on a deep-sea diving expedition.
The changing of down comforters to cotton bedspreads always meant the squirrels had returned.
We’re careful about orange ping pong balls because people might think they’re fruit.
He picked up trash in his spare time to dump in his neighbor’s yard.
They throw cabbage that turns your brain into emotional baggage.
Poison ivy grew through the fence they said was impenetrable.
It’s difficult to understand the lengths he’d go to remain short.
After fighting off the alligator, Brian still had to face the anaconda.
You realize you’re not alone as you sit in your bedroom massaging your calves after a long day of playing tug-of-war with Grandpa Joe in the hospital.
The stench from the feedlot permeated the car despite having the air conditioning on recycled air.
He realized there had been several deaths on this road, but his concern rose when he saw the exact number.
It was the best sandcastle he had ever seen.
She says she has the ability to hear the soundtrack of your life.
The paintbrush was angry at the color the artist chose to use.
She borrowed the book from him many years ago and hasn’t yet returned it.
She had a difficult time owning up to her own crazy self.
The wooden spoon couldn’t cut but left emotional scars.
25 years later, she still regretted that specific moment.
The llama couldn’t resist trying the lemonade.
They finished building the road they knew no one would ever use.
Facing his greatest fear, he ate his first marshmallow.
Karen realized the only way she was getting into heaven was to cheat.
Peter found road kill an excellent way to save money on dinner.