hypercane parody

[Rēsh-1]

but i made it only for my friends in roblox/discord and customs

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[epicgamernoe]: :O
[voilaismongus]: stop acting surprised and wait for the last ancient disaster
PREPARE TO FACE THE ULTIMATE WINDS OF DESTRUCTION.
[voilaismongus]: NO.
[voilaismongus]: NO NO NO.
[TechyByte]: ha
I WILL DESTROY THIS PATHETIC PLANET.
NOW PERISH.
[voilaismongus]: im just gonna hide into a tree again…
[epicgamernoe]: ???

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Hypercane
The Banished Scourge of Tempest

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[Mathew_123Jime]: hehehaw
[voilaismongus]: FUCK ME!!!
[Mathew_123Jime]: WHAT
[epicgamernoe]: Bet
[voilaismongus]: WAIT I DIDNT MEAN IT THAT WAY-

“Off the far coast, a massive asteroid has crashed into the ocean.”

[voilaismongus]: uncontrolled sobbing-

“The result, experts say, is that a powerful hurricane will form from the heated oceans caused by the impact.”

“Experts have confirmed that a phenomenon, known as a hypercane, is imminent.”

“We can confirm Hypercane Tempestria is going to directly hit the area from the East!”

[TechyByte]: tempestria
[voilaismongus]: yes “yin”, that’s the name

“Hypercane Tempestria will be entering the outer bands stage in 10 seconds.”

“Hypercane Tempestria is in the outer bands stage! It will soon make landfall!”

*“The hypercane is emitting highly concentrated bursts of energy! Use your coils and jump through the openings!”

[voilaismongus]: WALL!!!
[weepingangelsekitten]: OH SHIT-
[voilaismongus]: WAIT YOU’RE HERE?

“Hypercane Tempestria has made landfall!”

[voilaismongus]: OH GOD-

“The hypercane is emitting highly concentrated bursts of energy! Use your coils and jump through the openings!”

[weepingangelsekitten]: IMDOWN OH FUCK

weepingangelsekitten died.

[voilaismongus]: NOOOO

“Hypercane Tempestria has grown so powerful that debris has begun exploding!”

“Hypercane Tempestria has entered the dangerous eyewall stage! We are nearing the eye!”

twenty seconds later

“We have entered the eye of Hypercane Tempestria.”

[x_blxrry]: what i miss
[voilaismongus]: you missed like pure insanity and solar flares
[x_blxrry]: wait what disaster is this?

“We have about 20 seconds until we enter the final eyewall stage.”

“Be prepared. This is the most dangerous stage of the hypercane.”

[x_blxrry]: BRUH

“We can confirm the final eyewall stage will occur from the South! Here it comes!”

“Hypercane Tempestria is in the final eyewall stage. It’s almost over!”

thirty seconds later

“Hypercane Tempestria has passed.”

[voilaismongus]: whew, holy shit
[x_blxrry]: still mad i missed that tartarus

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[Rēsh-1]

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