My boot can talk now.

[A Former User]

He is angry

In all seriousness, I need a new pair of boots.

[A Former User]

@CaptainPresto angy boot

[finn.in.outer.space.]

bros boot finna get a degree in yapology and start speaking yaponese

[kitkatgirlie]

@CaptainPresto r.i.p your boot is mad

[꧁Your Local Lesbian꧂]

Your boot is definitely gonna jump you in your sleep

[A Former User]

My shoes do that too

[A Former User]

Those teeth… Is the boot from Britain?

[A Former User]

@RaeTaylor Wait a minute…

???