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your mom who is a virgin and is -47 billion years old but she said she never fucked anyone but then my dad said he likes icecream wich is gay so i was like waiitttt does that mean my mom is a WAFFLE??? And she was like no honey i am not a condiment- and i was like but ur so skinny i thought u were some gatorade!? And then she said she wished she had some d_k in her lifetime and i was like aww shucks bc my biological mom wich is her never got any and I felt so bad so I was like OMG and now bc of all this drama she wont give me any mommy milkeres and so now i have to get the mommy milkeres from my brother bestfriends sisteres stepdads uncles motherinlaw and her great grandmas neice and her’s taste like cheese!!! And my mom is single but she is married to my dad and they r in a good relationship!!! <33333
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@Sorry-Its-Sage Older than the universe! YOU FOUND THE ORIGINS OF GOD! HOLY SHIT!
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@Laws and its MY OWN MOTHER!!
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@Laws ITS MY MOTHER OMG DO WE HAVE THE SAME MOTHER-
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@Sorry-Its-Sage (gasp) OMG!!!
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@Laws -GASp- MY LONGLOST BROTHER?
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I lost brain cells
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wtf is happening here?
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This looks like you did those things that say ‘press the middle button on your keyboard till it forms a sentence that makes sense’
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bruh XD
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