The Best of Derp Being Unhinged

[Your Local Shadow Simp]

“You’re single, correct?”
“Desdemona sounds like a stripper name. It’s no better than Krystal.”
“I hit ballz harder than a car. :)”

[A Former User]

@just-a-fkn-reaper-3-0 i remember me and Macha were helping you design a stripper outfit-

[Your Local Shadow Simp]

@Winnie_the_Bitchless SHHSHHSHSHSHSHSH- THAT’S JUST A HEADCANON. A MPP HEADCANON.

[A Former User]

@just-a-fkn-reaper-3-0 so i assume you remember that

[Your Local Shadow Simp]

@Winnie_the_Bitchless SH. YOu’RE NOT HELPING MY CASE.

[A Former User]

@just-a-fkn-reaper-3-0 LMAO

[A Former User]

@just-a-fkn-reaper-3-0 alright Imma say something cringe that I did to make up for it-

[A Former User]

@Winnie_the_Bitchless imma regret thi-

[OliverSept]

Hahah, I opened this threat right when you added the third one!

[A Former User]

@just-a-fkn-reaper-3-0 UM ACTUALLY SINCE SOMEONE ELSE IS HERE IMMA DM IT TO YOUA

[Your Local Shadow Simp]

@Prime-Minister LMAOOO

[A Former User]

@Winnie_the_Bitchless We were?

[A Former User]

@Lenore_Offical_From_Nevermore i thought you were gonna ask to share the cringe thing-) also yes

[A Former User]

@Winnie_the_Bitchless no wtf

Also OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH NOW I REMEMBA

[A Former User]

@Lenore_Offical_From_Nevermore oop

[A Former User]

@Winnie_the_Bitchless LMAO