great insult to a person who cant shut tf up

[Ominous]

if you dont shut your mouth in approximately 0.3 minutes, I am going to rip your guts apart and make sure they are fed to monster-eating wolves. Put your eyeballs in a sandwich and feed them to a wild stray dog, making sure you are filled with blood and your limbs will be cut off being selled at a local Butcher’s shop. I’m going to make sure your kidneys and liver will be ripped off and stomp them to a dust, then I will dismantle your face and then stab you with a chainsaw.

(tl;dr stfu)

[Ominous]

(mods please dont take this seriously)

[A Former User]

Ominous said in great insult to a person who cant shut tf up:

(tl;dr stfu)

LOL I love this part. And the fact that it’s in small print.