guys- hear me out 😩

[Your Local Shadow Simp]

Scare actors.
The slider scare actors.
They’re so fine istg- 😩

I wanna be one so bad-

that or one of the ones who just walk around, because I can backbend and walk-

[A Former User]

@Your-Local-Reaper I can walk on my fours fast as fuc-

[Your Local Shadow Simp]

@Poptart_Yeeter yeah, but doing it in a backbend is funnier because it freaks people out-

[Your Local Shadow Simp]

@Poptart_Yeeter and it’s better when you can do it in heels, too. I’m so silly guys

[A Former User]

@Your-Local-Reaper cutely runs towards a random kid like i’m possesed I’m so silly guys teehee

[Your Local Shadow Simp]

@Poptart_Yeeter real.
I actually cracked my back by doing a backbend at hoco this year (I have to crack my back otherwise it starts hurting bc of my tig ol’ bitties-/j), and these girls near me screamed and ran away lmao

[A Former User]

@Your-Local-Reaper i like backbending and running better it scares people more

[Your Local Shadow Simp]

@Poptart_Yeeter it’s so silly when you get the popping and cracking as well, (especially if its loud) because it just adds to the spook

[A Former User]

@Your-Local-Reaper I start making hissing and gutteral noises try it it freaks people out

[Your Local Shadow Simp]

@Poptart_Yeeter Hey I do that too!

[A Former User]

@Your-Local-Reaper LMFAO

[A Former User]

@Your-Local-Reaper Dude I gotta send you videos of me sliding around for Halloween down my street if I can find my shit which I should have some new gloves coming in soon for when I go to work at the haunted house next weekend

[Your Local Shadow Simp]

@Phantom
smash- /j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/
GUYS IM KIDDING-

[A Former User]

@Your-Local-Reaper YOU GOTTA STOP WITH THESE JOKES

[Your Local Shadow Simp]

Don’t worry, we’ve been having this kinda banter today-

[Your Local Shadow Simp]

@Phantom WE’VE BEEN SAYING THIS KINDA SHIT ALL DAY-

[A Former User]

@Your-Local-Reaper IK LOL

[Your Local Shadow Simp]

@Phantom you started it, istg-

[A Former User]

@Your-Local-Reaper I DIDNT YOU DID THIS LOL

[Your Local Shadow Simp]

@Phantom YOU STARTED IT IN OUR DMS-