this fucker over here😭

[Alucard]

IMAGINE GETTING UN-SCRUFFIFIED AND YOUR BARA MUSCLES TAKEN AWAY LMFAOOO

[Your Local Shadow Simp]

Alucard SMAS-

[Your Local Shadow Simp]

Alucard I don’t know what you said but sma-

[A Former User]

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Alucard

Hear me out–

[Alucard]

@Raven-Rae

[Your Local Shadow Simp]

Alucard oh I see a mildly unfortunate resemblance between this and Raven’s pfp-
I will fear for my safety now.

[A Former User]

@刘扬扬 Vo.

[Alucard]

@Your-Local-Ghostface-Simp they’re the same person but in different adaptation

[Your Local Shadow Simp]

Alucard ooohhhh- 😭

[Raven]

Alucard
HEY
I’m your fucker. (/j)

[Alucard]

@Raven-Rae you’re getting twinkified

[Blake]

Imagine being a twink I could never

[A Former User]

Blake Real

[Raven]

Alucard OMG IM GONNA BE A TWINKIE YAYAYAYAY

[Alucard]

@Raven-Rae the side effects of being a twinkie… we don’t say them.

[Raven]

Alucard
Slay

[Alucard]

@Raven-Rae I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO BE INSULTED FROM THE IMAGE??? HELLO??? BELMONT???

[Raven]

Alucard I’M HOR-
Horse… just horse.