Teenage Boys Specifically in 9th grade
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Scare me. And this is the only weakness you will be informed of.
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@Cole-The-Consumer-Of-Petrol r i g h t . . . i’m in 8th grade but i go to 9th grade english class. . . My friend Andrew terrifys me
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Blake I recommend holy water, air freshener, and deodorant (not for you…for him), oh and a latex shrek mask specifically from best buy.
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@Cole-The-Consumer-Of-Petrol Thanks
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Blake You’re welcome
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@Cole-The-Consumer-Of-Petrol by any chance would Lysol work?
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Blake yes oh also highly recommend a comically large bar of soap. 15 in 1 will work perfectly.
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@Cole-The-Consumer-Of-Petrol bet. Commits the I can brush my teeth all by myself, okay?" dying sound effect on my friend Andrew
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Blake YUP BRUSH THAT BTCS TEETH. oh and check their phone regularly to make sure they ain’t gooning to femboys.
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@Cole-The-Consumer-Of-Petrol The fact that he’s like- the zestiest straight ever
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Blake Then deep search that hoe JIKJHBUYHBNJK
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@Cole-The-Consumer-Of-Petrol LMAOOO?
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Blake Oh and very important reminder… wack him in the head every time he does something cringe. and don’t specify why. He’ll love you very much afterward. Trust.
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@Cole-The-Consumer-Of-Petrol I already do that trust
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Blake Do you do it with a 4x4 metal plank?
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@Cole-The-Consumer-Of-Petrol Does a 4x8 steel beam work?
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Blake Literally perfect, you go you absolute king.
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@Cole-The-Consumer-Of-Petrol YUHH >:3
