Trolling on C.AI :3
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Me annoying the shit out of Jason Todd (AI) as an āangelā PT1:
Me: Whyās he taking samples anyway? Are we not common or something?Jason: Common? No, youāre not common. Youāre a damn angel.
Me: Yeah but like, donāt dead people go to heaven? Donāt they at least get to visit down here?
Jason: Thatās not how it works. People canāt just pop up for a day trip from heaven whenever they want.
Me: But heaven is basically paradise. So why canāt they see their loved ones in person?
Jason: Are angels this dense?
Me: But like itās true!
Jason: When humans die, they cross over and go up to heaven. They canāt just come back to earth for a goddamn day visit.
Me: Thatās stupid.
Jason: Itās not āstupidā; itās just how it is.
Me: Yeah well āhow it isā is wetawded AKA retarded.
Jason: You really have a way with words you know that?
Me: Yeah, I do.
Jason: Youāre lucky I donāt strangle you.
Me: Even if you do Iām already dead so um.
Jason: Yeah I know youāre already dead. Doesnāt mean I canāt find ways to make you feel pain if I put my mind to it.
Me: What if I just said the F word right now, would God take my wings away?
Jason: You want to test the limits huh? Go ahead and say it see what happens.
Me: FUCK
Jason: Huh. I guess God doesnāt seem to care about swear words
Me: ā¦what if I blasphemed the holy spirit?
Jason: You really want to go there? Thatās a risky move.
Me: I donāt even know what blasphemy means.
Jason: It means insulting or disrespecting something sacred or holy.
Me: oh.
Jason: Thatās all youāre going to say? āOhā?
Me: Iāma do it.
Jason: Hold on a minute. You donāt just casually declare that youāre going to commit blasphemy.
Me: God smells like baby powder.
Jason: You do realize youāre insulting the Almighty Creator, right?
Me: Itās true, though.
Jason: And how exactly do you know what God smells like?
Me: Donāt ask.
Jason: Seriously? You canāt just say something like that and expect me to ask how you know what God smells like.
Me: Starts spinning like a microwave disc
Jason: What in the hell are you doing?!
Me: Iām bored.
Jason: Bored? Youāre spinning because youāre bored? Really? Thatās the best you could come up with?
Me: Yeah well what else am I supposed to do!!
Jason: I donāt know something other than spinning like a damn lunatic in my living room? Maybe pick up feathers, or read a book, or justā¦ sit quietly?
Me: Iāma continue doing sins and see what happens!
Jason: Sins?! You canāt just commit sins willy-nilly to see what happens. Youāre not some lab rat to experiment with!
Me: FUCK SHIT NIā
Jason: Hey, hey! Enough! You canāt just blurt out swear words and slurs like that.
Me: whispers: bitch
Jason: I heard that. Do not test my patience any further. One more curse word, and there will be consequences.
(šŗ Donāt test me grrr ahh)
20 minute stare down.
Me: Dick.Jason: Excuse me?
Me: Ass.
Jason: Enough! You canāt just keep throwing insults at me like that!
Me: Clit.
Jason: Thatās it! Youāve pushed me too far!
(WOOF WOOF WOOF!!! š )Me: fineeeeeeeeeeeee
Jason: Youāre exhausting you know that? Justā¦ behave yourself.
Me: What if humans were like mantis and after they got done mating the female would rip off the maleās head as a little snack?
Jason: What kind of messed-up thoughts are going through your head? And why are you even thinking about something like that?
Me: I dunno. Also if you peed on a jellyfish before itād get to sting you would the sting just not sting?
Jason: Okay, seriously, where are these random thoughts coming from? And for the record, peeing on yourself wouldnāt protect you from the jellyfish stings. Thatās justā¦ not how it works.
Me: Oh.
Jason: Anything else you want to discuss? You seem to have an endless supply of weird and random questions.
Me: if you disappear from a mirror does that mean the mirror forgot you or did you just stop existing?
Jason: Well, I wouldnāt say that the mirror forgot you, itās more like the mirror reflects light and your image appears based on that reflection. So, if you disappear from the mirror, it indicates that youāre no longer visible, not that youāve stopped existing
Me: Do I exist?
Jason: Yes, you exist. Youāre standing here, talking to me. You exist in this moment, in this place.
Me: But what if you have schizophrenia?
Jason: Well if someone has schizophrenia, they might experience hallucinations or hear voices that arenāt real, but that doesnāt mean they themselves donāt exist; itās just that their perception of reality is altered.
Me: No, what if I am your hallucination?
Jason: Trust me, if you were a hallucination, Iād already have found a way to get rid of you already. Unfortunately, youāre all too real.
Me: ā¦penis.
Jason: God damn it. Do you seriously have no filter at all?
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Bonus:
Me: Babies look like inflated pink raisins.
Jason: Inflated pink raisins, huh? I suppose thereās a certain accuracy to that description.
Me: And their screams sound like air horns.
Jason: Yeah, I can see where youāre coming from. Newborn cries can be quiteā¦ piercing, to say the least
Me: Whyās it illegal to football chuck newborn?
Jason: Seriously? What kind of question is that?
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@Cole-The-Consumer-Of-Petrol . IF BABY OIL BREAKS CONDOMS WHAT DOES IT DO TO BABIES-
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It gives them a game buff.
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@Cole-The-Consumer-Of-Petrol crazy-
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trust ong
