Top Ten Ways To Hide A Body

[Blake]

@Raven-Rae . bby u ok-?

[Raven]

Blake
Sure.

[Blake]

@Raven-Rae listen, I really don’t have a way with words, but i want you to know that I love you, you’re worth every shred of love you get in your life plus morr. if you need to vent just A s k. I love you <3

[A Former User]

@Percy_The_Maybe_Not_So_Great said in

Why’d you look

Because I wanna know. I killed someone and idk how to hide a body. Now tell me detail by detail please.

[Sonic The Hedgehog]

Damn it.

[Isaac_Clarke]

@Yangyang_x2 im good

[Isaac_Clarke]

@ɪɴꜰɪɴᴀ-ᴘʜᴏᴇɴɪx hehehe

[A Former User]

@Percy_The_Maybe_Not_So_Great Pls, I wanna know 😔😔💔💔

[Wubbrle the [REDACTED]]

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[Raven]

Blake YIPPIEEEEE
:3
Trust, I take medication to prevent myself from kms

[Blake]

@Raven-Rae Thats good Just make sure u stay on it bc i love u >:(

[Alucard]

bury it
dismember it
eat it
preserve remains in formaldehyde
bury it
bury it
cremate it
feed em to your carnivore animals
eat the remains
hide the body underwater

thank you for coming to my ted talk

[Isaac_Clarke]

Alucard damn-

[Raven]

Alucard I’m hiding you in my basement.

[Wubbrle the [REDACTED]]

Alucard YOU DID THE SAME THING AS ME BUT URS TURNED OUT TO BE A ACTUAL LIST

ATLEAST MINE WAS DELETED AND uh, there were only 2 BUT NO WAY

[Alucard]

@Wubbrle-the-Wubble bury your body 6 ft deep, add a layer of three ft and place a dead animal carcass in to hide the smell of human if the police get involved. then you bury the animal. make sure the dirt mounds aren’t suspicious

[Isaac_Clarke]

Alucard I’ll do you one better, bury the body six feet deep, no coffin, place an endangered plant over the body so that the police cant dig it up legally

[Alucard]

@Percy_The_Maybe_Not_So_Great EVEN BETTER

[Isaac_Clarke]

Alucard I’ve put thought into this

[A Former User]

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Alucard thanks for the instructions what