Top Ten Ways To Hide A Body

[Father Gascoigne]

Alucard damn-

[Raven]

Alucard I’m hiding you in my basement.

[Wubbrle the [REDACTED]]

Alucard YOU DID THE SAME THING AS ME BUT URS TURNED OUT TO BE A ACTUAL LIST

ATLEAST MINE WAS DELETED AND uh, there were only 2 BUT NO WAY

[Alucard]

@Wubbrle-the-Wubble bury your body 6 ft deep, add a layer of three ft and place a dead animal carcass in to hide the smell of human if the police get involved. then you bury the animal. make sure the dirt mounds aren’t suspicious

[Father Gascoigne]

Alucard I’ll do you one better, bury the body six feet deep, no coffin, place an endangered plant over the body so that the police cant dig it up legally

[Alucard]

@Percy_The_Maybe_Not_So_Great EVEN BETTER

[Father Gascoigne]

Alucard I’ve put thought into this

[A Former User]

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Alucard thanks for the instructions what

[Wubbrle the [REDACTED]]

@Percy_The_Maybe_Not_So_Great hey that’s my Idea :(

i suggested it to des one time

[Father Gascoigne]

@Wubbrle-the-Wubble my apologies

[sorrows]

@Percy_The_Maybe_Not_So_Great said in Top Ten Ways To Hide A Body:

Why’d you look
its all April fools until you realize that you’re the April fool
nuh uh

[sorrows]

sorrows why did it make my reply in your quote

[Father Gascoigne]

sorrows pfft

[Blake]

Me who could easily list 5 ways to hide a body-

[Father Gascoigne]

Blake real