me and my bestie introducing each other
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Her: So this is my amazing, beautiful, loving, caring sweet bestie Finn
Me: This is bighead ass can’t get a boyfriend ass bitch ass monkey ass. Say hi.
Her: Your sixhead ass isn’t talking-
proceeds to fight
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Yeah, thats you Finn, I’ve known you long enough-
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@YLDG yes im very mean- but its finny ba dum tss
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@FinnyWinny Your not mean, your honest/j
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@YLDG yes exactly
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Man better than me and my bsf introducing eachother
Everything you say about me comes back like a boomerang
I just need a girl inside my phone to be my Yin and Yang
And they been doin' crazy shit, her boyfriend bought a wedding ring
And I might have to pull up on his block and let my pistol bang
We could dance all night if you wanted to
And, no, I'm not gonna lie, girl, I wanted you
And they keep asking how I'm doing, 'cause I want them to
Yeah, my life's been hell, but I walk on through-redeyes - aldn, glaive
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@quirked-up-white-boy like fr we so mean for no reason and ppl still like us
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@FinnyWinny frrr me and my bsf will be like
Me: “this is a lesbian”
Her: /glares/ “trans boy”
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Introducing my S/O and I
Them: I’m ^Name^ this is my dumbass
Me: Yeah, no, ^Kisses their cheek^
Them: ^Dies of 4d flustered damage^
