When she calls you "Koko"

[A Former User]

hey u,
i was thinkin like… u and me, we cool right? like real cool.
so maybe, idk, u wanna like, be my wife or husband or whatevr???
we can do the marry thing, eat pizza forever, get 2 dogs name spaghetti and meatball.
pls say yes or i cry real tears
ok love u bye

YO LISTEN
I BEEN THINKIN. BIG BRAIN THOUGHTS.
u hot. i hot (sometimes). together?? fire.
SO LIKE.
MARRY ME OR I’ll eat a sock idc
we get house. maybe treehouse. or a boat. no rules.
u want ring? i got u. it’s from a gumball machine but it SHINY OKAY
say yes pls or i become feral and live in the woods with raccoons
LOVE U MORE THAN CHEESEBURGERS

ok byeeee slides u a crumpled sticky note that says “marry?” with yes/no/maybe checkboxes

@h3rs

[Stanley Uris]

@Liuyxngz says yes cutely

[A Former User]

@h3rs YOU SEE THAT GUYS??? ME AND DAJA-GE ARE MARRIED !!

[Stanley Uris]

@Liuyxngz that’s right koko

[A Former User]

@h3rs melting

[Raven]

Next up, we got: Kokomelon

[Stanley Uris]

@ᴛʀᴇᴠᴏʀ XD…

[A Former User]

@ᴛʀᴇᴠᴏʀ I cackled at this.