Incorrect quotes of me and Cran (YLDG)
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Duncan: If you were to vacuum up jello through a metal tube, well I think that’d be a neat noise
YLDG: I beg to differ
Duncan: Then beg
Duncan: I’m gonna need a human skull and I can’t have you ask any questions why.
YLDG: Only if you also don’t ask why
YLDG: Pulls out 7 pristine human skulls Take your pick.
Duncan:
YLDG:
Duncan: This one is fine
Cran: Duncan was banned from the chicken shack, so we had to go out of town to get some.
Duncan: Well, they shouldn’t say “all you can eat” if they don’t mean it.
Cran: Duncan, you ate a chair. -
@Duncan-Away
YLDG: In light of what you did for me, you can hug me for four to five seconds.
Duncan: FORTY FIVE SECONDS?!?
YLDG: No! Four to five seconds!
Duncan: Too late!!! -
are these fucking garfield comic episodes
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Duncan: Change is inedible.
YLDG: Don’t you mean inevitable?
Duncan, spitting out coins: No, I did not.
Duncan: Kicks the door down looking panicked
YLDG: What did you do?
Duncan: Nobody died.
YLDG: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!
Duncan: Cran…
Cran: Oh no, ‘Cran’ in b-flat.
Cran: You’re disappointed.
Duncan: I can explain.
YLDG: Can you?
Duncan: If you give me thirty seconds to think of a lie. -
Duncan: … .----. – / … — .-. .-. -.-- [translation: I’M SORRY]
YLDG: What’s that?
Duncan: Remorse code.
YLDG: I’m even angrier now.
Duncan: Must be hard not being able to laugh
YLDG: I do have a sense of humor you know
Duncan: I’ve never heard you laugh before
YLDG: I’ve never heard you say anything funny
Duncan: I was arrested for being too cool.
YLDG: The charges were dropped due to a lack of supporting evidence.
Duncan: What the fuck is wrong with you?!
YLDG: Wow, you could start with a ‘good morning’.
Duncan: Good morning. What the fuck is wrong with you?!
Duncan: Don’t worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve.
YLDG: I think you mean cards.
Duncan, pulling knives out of their sleeves: No, I do not.
Cran, talking to Duncan on the phone: Did you preheat the oven like I told you to?
Duncan: You bet!
Cran: At what temperature?
Duncan: 535.
Cran: That’s the clock.
Duncan:
Cran:
Duncan: 536. -
YLDG: I want to go to sleep with you every day for the rest of our lives
Duncan: I go to bed at 4:30 AM
YLDG:
YLDG: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives
Duncan: i went through an entire character arc during quarantine
Duncan: i became more evil if you’re curious
YLDG: We’re still in quarantine, don’t worry, there’s time for a redemption arc still!
Duncan: i’m going to get worse on purpose
Duncan: It’s dark in here
YLDG: Don’t worry dude I got this
YLDG: Stomps their feet
YLDG: Skechers light up
Duncan: I think I’m having a mid-life crisis.
YLDG: You’re like 15 years old
Duncan: I MIGHT DIE AT 30!
Duncan: Do you think you’d actually notice if someone didn’t cast a shadow? Or if their limbs were just slightly too long? Or if they had just a little too many teeth? like how many times have you passed Something on the street and you just didn’t Notice It?
YLDG: Stay woke monsterfuckers ur love is out there!!!
Duncan: Yknow what? Not my point at all in any way whatsoever, but I’m glad I could be an inspiration. -
@Duncan-Away said in Incorrect quotes of me and Cran (YLDG):
Duncan: It’s dark in here
YLDG: Don’t worry dude I got this
YLDG: Stomps their feet
YLDG: Skechers light upI feel attacked ;~;
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@YLDG you should
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@YLDG said in Incorrect quotes of me and Cran (YLDG):
@Duncan-Away
YLDG: In light of what you did for me, you can hug me for four to five seconds.
Duncan: FORTY FIVE SECONDS?!?
YLDG: No! Four to five seconds!
Duncan: Too late!!!Was that inspired from Penguins of Madagascar? Lol
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@Laws idk
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Have this. -
@Can-tFindGod yeah
that’s true -
you should do me next
