I NEED COMEBACKS TO THESE THINGS

[A Former User]

@Creati132 said in I NEED COMEBACKS TO THESE THINGS:

1 “Go kill yourself motherfucker”

“Not if I kill you first”

[꧁Your Local Lesbian꧂]

@Creati132 said in I NEED COMEBACKS TO THESE THINGS:

3 “I can take you out in one kick, i’m waaaaay taller”

"Clearly you don't know this fact but because ur "waaaaaay" taller than me, I can actually live longer while you'll be 6ft underground or cremated. Nobody will remember you, they'll just go on with their lives because you my "friend" are just a waste of space, air and sperm."

[A Former User]

@Creati132 said in I NEED COMEBACKS TO THESE THINGS:

Your life must suck if you’re this fucking annoying

At least I have a life :)

[꧁Your Local Lesbian꧂]

@Creati132 said in I NEED COMEBACKS TO THESE THINGS:

1 “Go kill yourself motherfucker”

"If I wanted to die, I would climb up your big ass ego and jump down to your I.Q."

[꧁Your Local Lesbian꧂]

@Creati132 said in I NEED COMEBACKS TO THESE THINGS:

4 “Your life must suck if you’re this fucking annoying”

"Sorry we're you saying something? I couldn't hear you because you're musty hot ass breath is in my face. Stand 6ft away from me please and thank you."

[꧁Your Local Lesbian꧂]

@Creati132 said in I NEED COMEBACKS TO THESE THINGS:

5 “Honestly, I’d be friends with you if you weren’t so childish”

"Then why are you still here? Do you like my company or something? Ya lonely?"

[꧁Your Local Lesbian꧂]

@Creati132 said in I NEED COMEBACKS TO THESE THINGS:

6 “Grow up, asshole”

"So i'm assuming you pay for your phone bill, your moms house, the water bill, the electrical bill *AND* the light bill?"
"Since we're "Growing up" now?"

[꧁Your Local Lesbian꧂]

@Creati132 said in I NEED COMEBACKS TO THESE THINGS:

2 “You damn whore”

"At least I wasn't made on the side of the road no wonder you smell so musty?"

[꧁Your Local Lesbian꧂]

I have way too much free time now-

But anyways, hope those help lmao

[A Former User]

{_𝐘𝐋𝐋_} not to burst ur bubble but isn’t that a Reddit reply ;v;

[꧁Your Local Lesbian꧂]

@X-Cyx-X I have no idea lmao

[꧁Your Local Lesbian꧂]

@X-Cyx-X It probably is though but I don't know :I