I NEED COMEBACKS TO THESE THINGS
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say this or somethin
“Short people can wear heels or fix their problems with handy tools, but ugly is kind of a dead end. What do you plan to do about it?”
You’re the reason God created the middle finger.
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You bring everyone so much joy when you leave the room.
I’d give you a nasty look but you’ve already got one.
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@BubblyStars THANK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUZ
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@Creati132 Yw c :
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@Creati132 said in I NEED COMEBACKS TO THESE THINGS:
2 “You damn whore”
how do you think you were created? : o
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@Creati132 said in I NEED COMEBACKS TO THESE THINGS:
2 “You damn whore”
“dont turn me on like that” [ive used it and its scared people]
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@Creati132 said in I NEED COMEBACKS TO THESE THINGS:
Your life must suck if you’re this fucking annoying
“no, you must live in a laboratory because you’re such a smartass.”
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@Creati132 said in I NEED COMEBACKS TO THESE THINGS:
1 “Go kill yourself motherfucker”
“Not if I kill you first”
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@Creati132 said in I NEED COMEBACKS TO THESE THINGS:
3 “I can take you out in one kick, i’m waaaaay taller”
"Clearly you don't know this fact but because ur "waaaaaay" taller than me, I can actually live longer while you'll be 6ft underground or cremated. Nobody will remember you, they'll just go on with their lives because you my "friend" are just a waste of space, air and sperm." -
@Creati132 said in I NEED COMEBACKS TO THESE THINGS:
Your life must suck if you’re this fucking annoying
At least I have a life :)
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@Creati132 said in I NEED COMEBACKS TO THESE THINGS:
1 “Go kill yourself motherfucker”
"If I wanted to die, I would climb up your big ass ego and jump down to your I.Q." -
@Creati132 said in I NEED COMEBACKS TO THESE THINGS:
4 “Your life must suck if you’re this fucking annoying”
"Sorry we're you saying something? I couldn't hear you because you're musty hot ass breath is in my face. Stand 6ft away from me please and thank you." -
@Creati132 said in I NEED COMEBACKS TO THESE THINGS:
5 “Honestly, I’d be friends with you if you weren’t so childish”
"Then why are you still here? Do you like my company or something? Ya lonely?" -
@Creati132 said in I NEED COMEBACKS TO THESE THINGS:
6 “Grow up, asshole”
"So i'm assuming you pay for your phone bill, your moms house, the water bill, the electrical bill *AND* the light bill?"
"Since we're "Growing up" now?" -
@Creati132 said in I NEED COMEBACKS TO THESE THINGS:
2 “You damn whore”
"At least I wasn't made on the side of the road no wonder you smell so musty?" -
I have way too much free time now-But anyways, hope those help lmao -
{_𝐘𝐋𝐋_} not to burst ur bubble but isn’t that a Reddit reply ;v;
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@X-Cyx-X
I have no idea lmao -
@X-Cyx-X
It probably is though but I don't know :I
