Best posts made by Alastor

I got to meet Snoop Dogg yesterday

As it turns out, the aortic valve in my heart is 3 times the size of the size it should be, which in dumb dumb terms, means that any stress i get, could make that valve burst, and kill me

{_𝐘𝐋𝐋_} because everyone (mostly) nowadays are fucking snowflakes

@Ms-Steal-ur-girl there is also no autotune whatsoever

@Dominic

Mitsuri Kanroji
(demon slayer, if you didn’t know)

@Ms-Steal-ur-girl thanks

you say one thing to someone and they get all offended like please bro calm your balls/ or other things they have (not being sexist) it’s not a big deal