Posts made by Alucard

Smoopy said in yo wsp:

Alucard. for those who don’t wanna translate, it’s “good morning, asshole”

correct

“guten morgen, arschloss”

to a foreign exchange student. he’s german and understood it really well. in forensic science class. too bad the bastard got himself deported after the campus cops found a vape on him.

he’s probably still wondering how i learned that

edit: he was half asleep at the time

WHAT

tomato because why not

I gotta feeling by black eyed peas

merde

bad night
sour dreams
sleep loose
let the bedbugs bite

♱𝒎𝒐𝒐𝒏♱ you’re good

🌙 HUH?? DAWG IM CONFUSED

🌙 I’ve had cats in my childhood, what do you mean I’ve never seen one? My aunt used to have a Siamese at 15 and a calico at the ripe age of 18.

Edit: They both passed years ago. The Siamese? Stomach cancer. The calico? Natural causes.

KITTY!!!

𝕿𝖗𝖊𝖛𝖔𝖗 said in WHY DOES EVERYONE WANNA SMASH ME:

Alucard. Because yes.

TREVOR MOTHERFUCKING BELMONT WHAT ARE YOU EVEN STATING

𝕿𝖗𝖊𝖛𝖔𝖗 no that’s Amy Martin from FAITH: The Unholy Trinity

KayaRose lucky you man

☕𝜗𝜚 rylie said in WHY DOES EVERYONE WANNA SMASH ME:

Alucard. I don’t.

thank goodness

y’all mfs scare me

HOW THE FUCK AM I EVEN ATTRACTIVE TO YOU GUYS

WHAT

THIS POST IS STILL ALIVE WHAT WHY DO YALL MFS STILL WANNA SMASH ME

gRAHHHHHHH