Haru / Kai . dude I love minesweeper

but I’m lowk playin the sweeper plus

Spamton G Spamton
That’s my fucking name
I am secret boss
in deltarune game

this is chapter 2
before chapter 3
after chapter 1
I cant count past three

[Dope ass instrumental break]
spamton spamton spamton spamton
pipis pipis pipis pipis
BIGSHOT BIGSHOT BIGSHOT BIGSHOT

Spamton G Spamton
shoot a big pipis
open your mouth WIDE
for my spamton piss

don’t look up my name
on Twitter dot com
or then you will see
my big spamton cock

[ANOTHER Dope ass instrumental break]
nows your chance to be a big shot, be a big be a big, make your shot
SPAMTON
SPAMTON
SPAMTON
nows your chance to be a big shot, be a big be a big, make your shot
SPAMTON
SPAMTON
SPAMTON

WHYY WONT HEAVEN CALL ME BACK
A FREEDOM WITH NO STRINGS ATTACHED IT ESCAPED
FROM MY GRASP BUT NOWS MY CHANCE
CANT MAKE THIS PUPPET DANCE
MY TICKET TO THAT BRILLIANT SKY-
YOUR [[S O U L]] THATS LOCKED INSIDE
IT WILL BE MINE

[another fucking cool ass instrumental break]
spamton spamton spamton spamton
pipis pipis pipis pipis
BIGSHOT BIGSHOT BIGSHOT BIGSHOT

take my pipis blast
I grow them in my lab
and I don’t know what they are
but some people think I piss them out my

take my pipis blast
I grow them in my lab
and I don’t know what they are
but some RUDY IS THE ROARING KNIGHT YEAH

BIG SHOT BIG SHOT YEAH THIS IS CALLED BIG SHOT
IT IS ALMOST DONE
HOPE YOU LIKED THE SONG :)
NOW WERE AT THE END
I WILL KILL YOU NOW
LETS ALL CLAP OUR HANDS
AND TAKE A BIG BOW
…
YOU IDIOTS JUST GOT PRANKED
THERES STILL 20 SECONDS LEFT
I PAID TOBY FOX TO PUT ME IN ALL FUTURE CHAPTERS
SO YOU CAN ALL SUCK MY DICK
WELCOME TO SPAMTON RUNE
IM GONNA GO OUT AND KILL ALL MY STUPID FUCKING EXES

wait I think I fucked up

papyrus is the roaring knight

⋆✮ zof ✮⋆ this is why I don’t use c.ai
I prefer roleplaying with real people

@Blake ive had it and it wasn’t bad, I just wouldn’t spend 20$ on it

“Video games are everything. Jobs, entertainment, lifestyle. It’s the engine that powers society itself. And at the top of the food chain, you have Meta Runners, people willing to replace their own limbs for a performance boost”

id get a Project Blue Meta Runner Arm. like not only do I get the performance boost from a regular Meta runner arm but I can literally go inside the game itself wouldn’t that be so peak…

(This is Belle’s arm, not taris/a project blue arm. just shown for demonstration)

cant help but agree with this

Sheridan

Masa

Lucks

ignore how small Lucks image is I cant fix it

tell me why Dr. Sheridan called Masa a good boy after guilt tripping him into putting a chip on his head to mind control him

listen I love Sheridan more as a villain then I do Lucks (off topic but seeing Lucks be so submissive in the final season to Sheridan is so funny to me) but oh my God he’s just pure evil

@Blake said in Mapsexuals. (rant. tw: pedophilia):

‘i’m a good mapsexual!!!

there is no such thing as a good mapsexual tf

I hate how you used dandy’s world as an example.
I love dandy’s world and seeing it being used as a prime example of the mapsexual problem disappoints me. not because you used it as an example, because of how its been such a problem in the fandom/community to the point its one of the main reasons people hate the game.

please for the love of God, remove fandom from game people I beg

how was not having most sites lmao

@Blake or maybe just don’t use a switch lmao

Don’t look back, that plumber’s gaining on our tail
Reinforcements grow, I think it’s time to bail
Stay alert and keep your wits about
C’mon, there has to be an escape route
No, don’t let them get out!
We gotta lose the heat, this is our one-shot
We’re going weapons loud, it’s time to hit that jackpot
Looking to escape from sight, think you can sneak by
You better place your bets and roll the die
Whoa-oh, oh-oh, whoa-oh, whoa-oh, whoa-oh, whoa-oh
Oh man, they’re everywhere, how we’re gonna pass?
Stay low, sneak fast, or they’ll get your ass
What? No, you kidding me? We don’t need to run
I think you forget we have a thing called gun
Intruder alert, fat spies in the base!
Mario needs you to dismantle their face
Whoa, watch it, here they come
Why are we singing? This is kinda dumb
Zip right past them, swift like air
Damn, I’m so good, my stealth’s got flair
Hey, you, don’t move! Are you two spies?
Uh, no, we’re just the delivery guys
Did you order this pizza with a side of fries?
Ooh, maybe yeah, lemme take a look inside!
Ugh, pineapple on pizza? You goddang crooks
Hey, wait, no, stop, my notebook!
As the roulette wheel spins, you’ll feel your heart’s thrill
Keep to your hand, don’t fold until the very last kill
Do you have the strength for freedom guiding your eye?
You better place down your bets, hope you’re up to the test
Here and now, we aim for the sky, we must try, take a roll of the die
You idiots just fell right into my trap
That book is mine and your asses are clapped
When I open it up, I will finally win
'Cause I’ll log in and steal your Club Penguin skin
Are you serious? All this, just for a hat?
Oh well, yes, but it’s a bit more important than that
Marty wants your secret pizza recipe
Oh no, wait you wouldn’t, that’s a felony
C’mon, Mario, stop this! This isn’t you
What happened to the fat Italian I knew?
Are you turning your back on the friends you’ve adored?
Why are you trusting that big piece of cardboard?
He pinky promised, I trust in my Lord
Come closer then, I have a nicer reward
This ultra-rare Roblox skin that I scored
Whoa, really? You’d give that divine skin to Mario?
Is that fine?
Pfft, no it’s mine
The game is in our hands, this is our last chance
We have to win it all, live through this dangerous dance
Sound off with your gun, load up, they’ve raised the stakes high
And all our bets are placed, the clock is ticking goodbye
Now or nothing, one final push, time to roll the die!
Whoa-oh, oh-oh, whoa-oh, whoa-oh, whoa-oh, whoa-oh
Wipe that smile, your plan is running outta steam
Save your breath, it’s over with your little scheme
Your wishes bring me nothing but disgust
We hold the cards, your hand has crumbled to dust
Your dumb dream’s a huge bust!

@Blake whens the last time we even got an update

Tenna!! | 💤🏝️ this is a joke I don’t condone underage alcohol consumption

@Blake said in borfdai :3:

ONE YEAR CLOSER TO DRINKING ALCOHOL WOOOO!!!

legend says you can actually drink whenever you want… just don’t get caught by the feds

@cha-hyun-suu congrats!! (you have 7 days to hide.)