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RE: A gambler's OC wheel (Enjoy!!)posted in Writing
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Simp Detector ~ Yung Nuggetposted in Song Lyrics
Can you tell I like Yung nugget
https://open.spotify.com/track/0UGDjLPLBYbHWKtXQY1SwX?si=94d247b0fb644922
Well maāam, the lab results came back and
This is hard to say but
Your son tested highly on our simp scale
Oh goodness gracious
But doctor, what does it even mean to be a simp?
Well son, allow me to explain
If youāre only being nice
'Cause you wanna lay the pipe
Youāre a simp
Youāre a simp, youāre a simp
When you pay for all the clothes
And then she says, āThank you, broā
Youāre a simp
Youāre a simp, youāre a simp
Youāre a simp, youāre a simp
No youāve never been a pimp
Youāre a simp
Youāre a simp, youāre a simp
Got no game, youās a lame
And thatās why we ran a train on your bitch
Youāre a simp, youāre a simp
Ayy, but donāt worry kid
Thereās no need to stress
'Cause I know a way to make these hoes obsessed
Youāre trying too hard, this shit aināt complex
All you gotta do is just follow these steps
Donāt cry like a bitch when she leaves you on read
Just focus on getting some money instead
When you pull up on her and flexing some bread
In a matter of moments, her legs will be spread
Once you get some cash, then work on your drip
You canāt pull no hoes in that basic ass fit
Just cop you some ice to put on your wrist
And take of those cargo shorts, they look like shit
While weāre on the topic, your hair needs some help
'Cause right now it looks like you cut it yourself
You better not pull up if you got a bowl cut
āCause they gonā be laughing like, āWhat, are you twelve?ā
Just one more step and then youāll be done
This battleās over, your war is won
Youāll soon be proud of what youāve become
Just listen up for rule number one
If youāre tryna smash donāt beg and plead
She wonāt let you fuck if youāre on your knees
Stand up strong, donāt be so weak
It aināt even hard, repeat after me
No, I wonāt do your homework just 'cause you hate math
And Iām not giving you a ride to your big date with Chad
Donāt put pussy up on a pedestal, 'cause that shit is lame
And for any guy that does, Iāve got one thing left to say
Youāre a simp, youāre a simp
No, youāve never been a pimp
Youāre a simp
Youāre a simp, youāre a simp
Got no game, youās a lame
And thatās why we ran a train on your bitch
Youāre a simp, youāre a simp
Oh my goodness, doctor
I never knew I could have so many bitches on my dick
Youāre my hero
Iām just doing my job, son -
BIGTIME HOTSHOT CEO ~ Yung Nuggetposted in Song Lyrics
https://open.spotify.com/track/6XxAgBZzqZjv4yEUapfIA7?si=2259c7a424d14d02
Waking up alone in a hotel bathroom
Tryna get a grip, but the room still spins
Checking on my phone, I got 16 missed calls
Gotta get back home to the wife and kids
Iām pushing 85 on a local freeway
Got the president on my speakerphone
Heās getting pretty mad, but I donāt wanna hear it
Just another day as a CEO
Iām so special, Iām so great
Iām the best fucking person in the USA
Bring me the money, I want the cash
You better stuff it all in a big paper bag
Itās not my fault that youāre still fucking broke
Iām a bigtime hotshot CEO
Breaking news, CEOs around thе world rejoice
As income inеquality reaches its highest level yet
Good job, guys
Everybody look at my brand-new spaceship
Made it myself 'cause Iām really really smart
Now I donāt worry 'bout trash in the ocean
If it gets bad, I can leave for Mars
I took a paycheck from a dad 'cause I wanted a raise
Heāll be just fine, itās just minimum wage
Never did time, always beating my case
Iām rich, itās okay
Iām so special, Iām so great
Iām the best fucking person in the USA
Bring me the money, I want the cash
You better stuff it all in a paper bag
Itās not my fault that youāre still fucking broke
Iām a bigtime hotshot CEO
More of those things
Light again -
RE: JJK has lost the fuckijg plotposted in Boredom
plutonium I havenāt watched jjk in a bit wtf happened
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RE: school staff think they slick tryna scam meposted in School
plutonium thatās bullshit then wtf

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You're Mine ~ DAGamesposted in Song Lyrics
https://open.spotify.com/track/4i6XHfrCiSfSO1jrrwviGj?si=7eef9e5769724f5c
Hi, Iām Baldi! Nice to meet ya
Fuck me in the ass and call me Patricia
Bookās your game? Just shout my name
When you let me use my whip
So thatās one book right
But youāre all wrong
You havenāt even let me use my thong
While I sing you this song
It goes āDing dongā
Like the door I open on you
Hereās a tip, abandon ship
Or youāre gonna see me campfire willy
Oh, oh
Oh hi there! Welcome to my hooker palace
Oh, oh, oh hi there! Please donāt leave
I have no friends
Oh, oh, oh hi there! Letās go camping
Let me touch ya
Oh, oh, oh hi there! Haha, I tied you up!
Every boy and girl, come dance around
Letās get an orgy started
Get the Bullyās fists and the skipping rope
Weāll fill your asshole with it
Gonna make it rain Coca-Cola
Gonna send you right back to detention
Pay attention to my dickās ascension
Sixteen bitās of dodgy tension
You cry, I just hit harder
Youāre wrong, Iāll speed up faster
I rigged this for my pleasure
In this classroom, Iām the master
Oh, ohhh, ohhh
Iām gonna make you scared of me
Oh, ohhh, ohhh youāre my ecstasy
Bitch! Runninā through the halls, slow down
Shoutinā noises that sound like āFuck you
Baldiā
Bitch! Runninā through the halls, slow down
Shoutinā noises that sound like āFuck you
Baldiā
Bitch! Runninā through the halls, slow down
Shoutinā noises that sound like āFuck you
Baldiā
Bitch! Runninā through the halls, slow down
Donāt eat ass in the halls
Donāt eat ass in the halls
Donāt eat ass in the halls donāt eat ass
Hahaha, just kidding!
Bitch! Runninā through the halls, slow down
Shoutinā noises that sound like āFuck you
Baldiā
Bitch! Runninā through the halls, slow down
Shoutinā noises that sound like āFuck you
Baldiā
Bitch! Runninā through the halls, slow down
Shoutinā noises that sound like āFuck you
Baldiā
Bitch! Runninā through the halls, slow down
Shoutinā noises that sound like āFuck you
Baldiā
Rats, you got away! Sigh Guess Iāll die -
RE: school staff think they slick tryna scam meposted in School
plutonium are you positive you donāt have any fees
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RE: school staff think they slick tryna scam meposted in School
plutonium Iām serious lmao. they can say that even if its fees
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RE: school staff think they slick tryna scam meposted in School
plutonium said in school staff think they slick tryna scam me:
thats illegal
erm actually!!!
Its not if its stuff you owe to the school.
i.e Lunch Fees, Chromebook/Laptop repairs, overdue librarby book fees, etc -
I HATE HOW BFDIA 5b IS CODEDposted in Blog
WDYM YOU NEED A ālevels.txtā FILE TO PLAYšššššš
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Decisions ~ Yung Nuggetposted in Song Lyrics
https://open.spotify.com/track/1YY78sBFOIyOwHzDRMJXt5?si=1b5ca569371f42f5
Wake up in the morning
Passed out on the floor
Look around in my life, realize I want more
Tell my momma I gotta go, Iāll be back in like 20
Then I hop up on the road in pursuit of some money
āCause I canāt go back, no way, not till I succeed
And it aināt really ābout the cash, Iām just tryna chase my dreams
And prove all the people wrong, who could never fuckinā see
The potential that I have, now itās time to let it free
And what the future holds? I donāt really even know
I donāt wanna lose my ways so Iām followinā the road
As I travel down the path I saw a fork up ahead
A man appeared in the middle, this here what he said
Thereās muscles that way, Hugh J, Sugar, Andre
Big business generals laughing at the pawns play
Even if they sign you, tailor and design you
Jewels in the vault, they wonāt hesitate to mine you
Iām a student of these ironies they hire me
To buy seasons so Iām all over in the rap winery
Theyāll ride your locomotive 'til it grind to a halt
Theyāre brilliant if you make it, if not, itās your fault
Okay, maybe that path aināt the smartest to choose
I donāt wanna be a puppet for a label to use
Sure this music shit is fun but itās a big risk to take
So please tell me 'bout the other path that seems more safe
And if that were to your bachelors, maybe Masterās after
But now youāve got eleven years on Tyler on Bastard
Got the Ph.D. the JD, the MD
But the time stamp flow top halfās so empty
You fear it, fulfillment being the limit
And you hear it, quiet graves with maggots in it
Your stability prevent those rash decisions
But that hole inside, you think cash can fill it?
So Iām damned if I donāt, and Iām damned if I do
This shit donāt seem right, I donāt fuck with all these rules
All these stupid regulations tryna hide me from the truth
And when it comes to these choices I have way more than two
āCause I aināt never been one to put myself in a box
I choose the road less taken like my name is Robert Frost
Iāll keep following my dreams, I donāt care about the cost
And people think youāre wandering and they assume that Iām lost
āCause I aināt gonā depend on no man to guide me
It donāt matter how many times they deny me
Even when the times get hard, Iāll keep tryinā
I just wanna find the greatness inside
So now itās done, itās over, this is the end
Where my old life will finish and my new will begin
Time to make a new path, time to start a new trend
Next time you see me I wonāt be playing pretend
Ooooh-Ooooh
Ooooh-Ooooh
Ooooh-Ooooh
Ooooh-Ooooh -
That's What I Do ~ AXIEposted in Song Lyrics
https://open.spotify.com/track/7oG9R9VOtvBZF7paEMsGxj?si=c560389565e9469a
Hello everyone
Do you want your child to get real smart?
A little bit of math here or there
Iāve got just the place for them to start!Watch out for the ruling master, beware, heās getting faster!
Refrain from making noises, that manās a saboteur
Hear the slaps from down the path, just to avoid his wrath
Now the professor wants you in his grasp!Get your prize! Wonāt you come on in?
Into my schoolhouse!?
Stay the course and follow through, Iām slowly coming after you!
Iāll bring the punishment, thatās what I do!(You know itās true!)
Iāve been tripping over myself too much
Basic mathematics, seemingly growing out of touch!!!Feeling kinda sick of running
Clockās been lookinā kinda funny!!
Thinking about home as I forever roam
With danger of detention lurking everywhere I goTwo plus two equals?
Well, thatās easy, thatās just four! Either that, or the answerās on the floor!!
Wow! Great jo-, wait what was that?
Three more notebooks left to go, but my energy is getting low!
This curriculum, it blows! I shouldāve been home so long ag- oh!Five notebooks down, got two more to go!
Iāve done so much math that my brain will explode!!(Wow!)
You canāt get out, even if you already knew how!!
Every answer you get wrong, I will be sure to sing my song!
As long as I get you to tag along
You will belong
Stay the course and follow through, Iām slowly coming after you!
Iāll bring the punishment, thatās what I do!!!My life is on the line, Iām running out of time
In this locker I find myself in, to avoid his crimes
Iām feelinā fine, despite my struggling to stay alive!!
Will it be over by tonight??The walls are getting bloody, my mind is failing me!
Canāt stand up on my feet, save me from Mr. Baldi!
Donāt wanna hide and seek out exits from this creepy creep!
Iāve gotten way too close, jeez, I hate this the most!
I guess that I will not leave here!(That was a Baldi song!)
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RE: Pittsburgh words that I love so fucking muchposted in Writing
Blanket Child okay I get buggy as thatās what we call shopping carts down here in SC but wtf are the others

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What one song changes the whole room vibe for you?posted in Music
it can be either positively or negatively
Iāll go first
Night Mote ~ Yoylecake -
If you could be in any show, what would it be?posted in Blog
Webseries/Youtube shows and Movies included.
Iāll go first⦠eheh⦠haha.


