i was the subject of a government experiment [my parents bed wrestling] in an attempt to create the poifect tomboy hybrid, however my father was lost in the explosion that created me [we left blud cuz he was a bad father] and my mother was extremely wounded in the blast [she gained a few pregnancy pounds] and i was born. the poifect mixture of female and male, the perfect tomboy [an idiotic and possibly acoustic girl with aracnophobia]

just let me cook for a bit

someone get on mpp

r.i.p grandma

S: Zeera the Nightmare Jackal's 2nd account DerpDaFCRGuy Shazz_ Shizz_ @Duchess @ɪɴꜰɪɴᴀ-ᴘʜᴏᴇɴɪx @just-a-fkn-reaper-3-0
A: @Winnie_the_Bitchless @Charlie_Offical_From_Hazbin_Hotel @Merry @ゼフィラ-ヤラ @Miss_Americana Hood
B: @Wubbrle-the-Wubble @Bandit
C: i dunno
D: i still sunno
F: why u expectin me to know
if i forgot u then cry about it and cope ig /j [tell me and then cry and cope]

i found this absolute gem last night

yey

@finneass also some random ass tiktok girl starts an entire cult over someone in the band

one thing is wrong with this and i dont like it

Ayari gives gun

@finneass or that one annoying ass mf in school that blasts it on their phone so much it loses its feel

@finneass wsg finn the human /j [pls dont kill me]

@finneass charmander bulbasour and squirtle onesies :>

@ɪɴꜰɪɴᴀ-ᴘʜᴏᴇɴɪx humming a tune

@Bandit u gotta do what u gotta do to win the victory royale

EVERYBODY RUN