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Girls that look good but don’t got an ounce of common sense

The fucking plushie:

I want it.

Hey guys, been a while.

I’ve been what some would call, “displaced” or harshly, homeless. It’s been a minute since I’ve been on this sight, I’ve seen a lot, done little, but here’s a mental of my situation!

I hate myself, I hate my sole existence, everything I’ve ever loved is stripped down to barely anything, I wanted to love my mom, be with her, love her like any child should, but then my mom lost feeling for my dad, and chose a new path, this one being more different. Nobody should ever have to sleep on a floor because they have to, but enough of that. I haven’t been to school in a while, so that brings things to light, and while I was in the library, waiting for the shelter to open, my dad pops up, yelling and getting mad at everyone, the library stared at me like I was some sort of creature, which made me upset, and then after a long ride of constant shitting on my mother, I broke. I cried in the bathroom for a good 20 mins, wanting to end it all and leave without a trace, I cried, and cried and cried, but I had to put the same face i always put up every day in order to go back, so I did and here we are.

Love you guys! Cya sooner or later today

w-whos the last guy @Duchess

As the forums are getting ready to be shutdown, there are friendships that will be shattered, if not entirely broken, the battles we’ve faced were tremendous, some wins, and some losses, we have seen almost everything together from start, to the almost finish. And as I see it, I feel like we should NOT have to break ends this way, I have yet to meet all of you, and this truly upsets me, so, if you would’ve liked the chance to join me, I’m sorry for our not so introductions. And most importantly, I love you all

-Pot

@finneass so speak on it. If you don’t speak on it, who cares? It only depends what’s in your hands, the relationship of your friend and your ex, or the abandonment of a friend.

@finn-dfw-u Alright now lemme get back in ya head. You look like a discombobulated philosophical butt-flake disabled Crip-walking crawfish half-eaten autistic autobot doin’ the cha-cha slide with seventeen naked mole rats in your basement, your grandmother got raped by a crouton with a Gucci belt in northern Idaho boy. Shut your dirty ass up boy, I swear to God I’m really gonna get to the slackin’ and rackin’ and dickita-dackin and flippin’ and rippin’ and dippin’ and slippin’ and pippin and dippin’ and rippin’ and tippin’ in ya fat ass, your name is DJ Trunks, more like DJ Skunks cause you smell like poop, you ugly ass bitch, you are dirty like shit. I caught you at picture day dressed up like a clown with no hair, said [singing some song that I don’t know mockingly], started singing Japanese songs to your girlfriend saying “Oaku, amanatai, amanakinasai-ya”. And then she bitch slapped you with a frying pan and licked your testicles and said “anuminum OKRRRR”. DUMBASS BOY, run that shit back.
Listen to me right now, Trunks. Tell me why you and your family did a GTA 5 heist on the T grizzly’s diamond-fuckin’-encrusted testicle, my boy, you look like a double-dipped, chocolate chip, cleft-lip, charcoal slim jim with a gargamel nose, a Mr. Crocker hunch back, no fuckin’ feet, nine-arm, seven-stomachs, two ball fades, your stepdad beat you with a whiffle ball bat. You’re curled up into a ball like an autistic bakugan. You live in a sophisticated mud hut, your washing machine is a bucket of water that you shake, and you brush your teeth with your grandpa’s back scratcher and you floss your teeth with zipline cables. I caught you jerking off in a porta potty with a Thanos gauntlet on while your grandmother got simultaneously buttfucked by a clan of chimpanzees dressed up as The Wiggles while she was snorting cott- fucking, Keemstar’s cotton candy Gfuel off of the back of a dirty toilet seat my boy, you are really ugly like shit. You are a walking glitch, “dJ tRuNkS”. Every time your Dad asks you a question at dinner, you say “okay, DRRRRRRRR”, and start fuckin’ lagging, you fuckin ugly ass boy, you breathe like shit boy, ugly ass boy. And I caught you giving a reverse cow rimjob to your tickle-me Elmo doll, and that bitch was like “Elmo! AUListen, listen, tell me why your math teacher made a diss track on you, he said “Yuh! DJ Trunks’ mom smellin’ like a skunk! I slipped the D-D-D-D-D, J, in his mama’s trunks!” Dumb ass boy! Now I’m really gonna get to the rippin, dippin, slippin and flippin. You look like a level 37 fucking Garchomp with an extendo-clip overbite. Your grandmother’s casket is a cheesesteak wrapper, and your grandfather got cremated in an easy-bake oven. NYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM. You are weird like shit, boy, now I’m really gonna get back in ya head. You live in a fuckin ostentatious orange, and your grandfather looks like a fuckin, uh, butt flake with Alzheimer’s that can’t remember his butt flake children. You are weird like shit, boy, run that shit back.
HH”, DUMBASS BOY run that shit back. Say something.

So I had a job, a very “simple” job

1. Find my old house
2. Break in
3. Find a cabinet full of dolls “cabbage patch kids”
4. See if they are worth anything

so im making my way to my old house, me and my friends all get there and I place my foot on the back door, I then inhale and brute fucking force the door down, “BAM” the door is off the hinges, so I walk in, house smells like 100 cans of bounce that ass, so we walk around, and around, and and fucking around, we filled a box with cat litter, piss, [many other unholy items] to throw off any followers, and then I found the dolls, the fucking dolls. And I pick up a lockpick, and try and open it quietly, then my insanity took over, so I picked up a rock and beamed it so hard at the glass door that it shattered instantly, and fell over, I then looked at the dolls, my eyes widening as I realized they were all fakes, so I walk out the house, head around front, and walk down the street, before I hear a cop car pull over beside me. I look back at the car and they ask me if I was in the house recently, before I could say a word, my friends gun it down the street, and I gun it as well, and for the next hour, I was “wanted” so I ran home, told my dad if anyone asks about me don’t say anything, swapped clothes and walked right past the police, before heading back to the house, smoking a blunt, and heading to the towers in order to make a bit of bread, ya feel me?

this was me at the age of 14.

I’m 15 and haven’t done the following

Kissed a girl
Went to a girl’s house
Shared anything with a girl
Given a hoodie to a girl
Sat on a girls bed

BRO IM LONELY AS SHIT

ya know what, you probably ugly as a bitch, you probably look like a wrinkled box of oatmeal, you probably smell like an old bag of Trix, you probably drink tea that’s hot, you probably wear goth shit, but here we are, making these dumbass posts for upvotes,you ugly as fuck, Ayo chocolate shut the fuck up cause now I’m really about to get to the packing dikkata dippin flippin floppin dipty doppin whippin slippin sippin you dirty as shit bitch. Look at yo haircut boy you got Plants vs Zombies map on your head you ugly ass shit. Shut yo nasty- you got that cha cha cha chia cha cha cha chia haircut boy. Nah nah nah. For real though you really thought I wasn’t gonna get packing ya lil nasty ahh boy. You bout dirty as shit- you look like Barack Obamas autistic cousin Wataka Hamba dumbass boy. You ugly as shit shut yo ugly ass up boy, and the dude in the back you look like a suicide grunt from Halo 3. Yo ass ugly as shit boy shut yo nasty ass up boy. Now I’m about to get to the packing boy. You better get your shopping cart crippled fart got an A mom I’m smart Bubble Bass wax your ass Covids real wheres my mask chewed on pencil little freckle bought a bike got no pedals disabled crumpled bag dirty rag Fortnite lag absent dad hit the dab Scallywag Canadian flag humpback sweaty sack bubble wrap buckle flap its a trap broken down Tow Mater chewed on eraser 13 year old vaper Windows 10 wallpaper dumptruck Donald Duck tummy tuck ayo what the fuck ping pong wing wong hit the gong Extendo thong Hong Kong Disney sing along disrespectful to yo mom feel my arm is it strong lookin ass back boy- look at yo eyebrows that bitch look at the dead body on a fuckin dinner date. Ohoo, dumbass bitch little big fat nostrils- you got a booger in your fuckin nose named Hubert. Fuckin ass bean bag dirty as shit slimy ass mustache to your ass ugly cell boy- your teeth so yellow you spit piss out of yo mouth you throw rocks when you cry your tears go down your back ugly ass bitch. Look at yo hairtop boy you hit a Brawlhalla combo with yo hairline. Down down down down down left up right CTRL right down down down left 6. You ugly as shit boy shut yo nasty ass up you look like a Notorious Special easter egg they call you with an extra chromosome THE DOUBLE TROUBLE. Fuck boy you got nasty as shit boy you got dirty cell- your name is Sneako boy. Your mother put HotWheels cars in her asshole at night and they caused THE THUNDERDOME. Fuck ass boy you about nasty as shit you look like a disabled crumpled bag fuckin disco bottle in your esophageal boat fake disabled crooked walkin crawfish having an autistic arm wire. But you look like a disabled speakin like “UUUUOOOOEEEAAA- EEUUUEAAAH OOEEEUHHHAA-HUUUAAJJJUH-AAAEEOOUU AEUUJEWWEHHH AARWWWEERR”. Don’t matter boy you a nasty shit- why your forehead so glossy you big nasty ass boy and Jidion I’m about to get at yo ass. You look like a happy birthday but yo worn ass thought I wasn’t invited into the packing you know I do boy. Your head so shiny boy you look like you went to Walter Whites car wash in Breaking Bad boy.

Life’s too hard at this point, I feel like there’s no point in continuing the same shit every day. like at one point I want to be able to say “I’ve made it.” But I can’t, I’m stuck in the marina trench of bullshit, but I still output tk help others/keep myself lookin happy, but deep down I’m not. I also realized the true reality of being born, to serve those who gave birth to you, I hate it, I dislike it, I wish I could just curl up next to a woman and embrace her. (NOT LOVE) it feels funny, a guy like me with no escape, most people with no escape, I haven’t even been able to call anything a “forever home” there is no such thing as a forever home. I’ve moved so many times and forgotten so many things, I’ve basically made myself into an unfinished book, with no end, only a begining and middle, the family I hang around doesn’t even fit me, everyone in my family fits together but me, for example
My brother
Has girlfriend
Has a “job”
Makes a bit of money

Me:
No lover (ever)
No job (ever)
Almost my birthday and since I’ve been in so much, I’ve damn near forgot about it.

Welp, my life’s plane has run out of fuel, so it’s going down.

-Ditto, The femboy fanatic.

(P.S I haven’t failed NNN yet, have you?)
(NOT SUICIDE NOT SUICIDE DONT SAY SUICIDE SHIT)

Confusing

Long before time sne was a great person that did the griddy, was funny, ate food, and asked for napkins, but then one day, they vanished :((((