Let’s pass notes in math and take all the same classes
Pinky swear, you’ll never leave me lonely and friendless
Part of me can’t tell it’s toxic ‘til l’m really in it
But until then, let’s hang and steal your parents’ Honda Civic
I made you a bracelet from some shitty string I bought
And if you stab me in the back, then I will rip your head right off
We can skip school together, we’ll be best friends forever
If you dump your stupid boyfriend, we’ll live happily ever after
We’ll have lots of sleepovers and hold each other’s hands
Gossip about all the people we can’t fucking stand
Play never-have-I-ever until one of us gets mad
And at the morning breakfast table I’ll hit on your dad
I made you a bracelet from some shitty string I bought
And if you stab me in the back, then I will rip your head right off
We can skip school together, we’ll be best friends forever
If you dump your stupid boyfriend, we’ll live happily ever after
Hey, did you hear that Becky’s, like, totally talking shit about you behind your back?
No, what a fucking snake! What has she been saying?
Well, she said that you, like, totally stole her parents’ Honda Civic and, like, crashed it
And then, at the breakfast table, you, like, flirted with her dad
AH! [Scream]
Backstabber! (backstabber!)
Attention grabber! (attention grabber!)
Liar, liar !(liar, liar!)
Pants on fire!
Backstabber! (backstabber!)
Attention grabber! (attention grabber!)
Liar, liar !(liar, liar!)
Pants on fire!
Backstabber! (backstabber!)
Attention grabber! (attention grabber!)
Liar, liar !(liar, liar!)
Pants on fire!
Backstabber! (backstabber)
Attention grabber! (attention grabber)
I thought you said we could be best friends forever!?